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area woman

@explodingpiano

jet city woman

 seattle
Joined April 2025
  • Tweets2.1K
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  • Followers2.8K
Replying to @anisenot
You’re getting rightfully dragged for this
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did what no girl has dared to do before (cleaned my mirror)
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Replying to @VegNews
the spring rolls are probably fried in the same deep fryer as the chicken
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you’re not spoopy you are 38
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I don’t know shit about star trek but RIP to those who died
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Replying to @PanderShirts
Positivity 🩵
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really glad to see so many people rally in support of bbw facesitting 🥲
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Replying to @JanayKinney @keithedwards
plus Arabic is already the second-most spoken language in Ohio after English
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Replying to @TheRoarOf1984
chocolate milk, joint, movie
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thread of headlines from newspaper archives about people with the same names as future famous people!!!!
Image from Annie? Rauwerda? (@anniierau)
Image from Annie? Rauwerda? (@anniierau)
Image from Annie? Rauwerda? (@anniierau)
Image from Annie? Rauwerda? (@anniierau)
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Andy Cohen
@AndyOct 27
Replying to @LaneB7777
Deal with your hair
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Replying to @cruhbluh
Oops. I had the wrong Bolsonaro bc the son looks legit elderly for being born in 1981 lol
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Replying to @wrinklefreelee
so now their shoes will be too tight lol
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Replying to @Lonzo95Pal @kenklippenstein
just because someone is from Wisconsin doesn’t mean they’re an alcoholic
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Replying to @DeadManSkipping
A celebrity and not even a known one…brutal
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puffer coat in the club
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tay@hairball1952Oct 27
here’s to the yearly "lou reed’s last ever post before he died" tweet rip legend
Image from tay (@hairball1952)
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he was right
Image from F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ (@coopercooperco)
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Replying to @Acyn
the prices surged for like 12hrs because of greedy gas station owners who were shamed immediately
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Replying to @ghostofthesun89 @phosphor_glow
whoa this is the first time I’ve seen him with hair
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