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claire
@rosiekennedyxx12 Sep 2025
went on a first date and I asked him what his favorite food was and he said “cookies”
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Prophetess Faith Mhembere@prophetessfay126 May 2025
Any finger that touches this, your finances will triple in June.
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Dear God
@TheRich_Gospel13 May 2025
BREAKING NEWS: Every finger that touches this post will receive good news in JUNE!!!
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More Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUS1 Mar 2025
BREAKING: Elon Musk called Social Security "the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time" in an interview with Joe Rogan.
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alyssa 🦭@mistapussy10 Jan 2025
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Cranny Boy@cranny__boy17 Jun 2024
Mad max is happening now. I just saw two trucks driving fast down my road. It's happening,
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Shaun Johnson
@ShyBucketGetter7 Jun 2024
About 150 pages into the King James Bible and they haven’t even mentioned LeBron once
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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps15 Aug 2020
Had a dream about a Drake song where he groomed this girl but right when she turned 18 she left him and it contained the heartbroken line "But it was supposed to be Daddy City." I sat there for like 10 minutes after waking trying to remember if that was a real Drake song or not
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daniel hentschel
@danghentschel1 May 2024
Binky mode activated
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Berwyn Choobs
@sabatonfan6919 Oct 2023
That amulet is cursed white boy
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Bob Marley Quotes@LegendBMarley13 Oct 2015
"Every time my phone vibrates, I hope it's you"
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buypoopnft@buypoopnft26 Feb 2024
you get rich you cum and you die
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Breaking News
@BreakingNews4 Jan 2008
BREAKING NEWS -- REPORT: JOE BIDEN WILL DROP OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL RACE -- BREAKING NEWS
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Fact
@Fact25 Jan 2023
Cannabis can double a woman's chance of having a mind-blowing orgasm.
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gavin
@gilfgavin17 Jan 2024
CARTOON CAT SLIPPERS NEXT FRIDAY
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watersplasher101@DrCameronFetter28 Dec 2023
This snake was just caught in the Saugus prefecture of Massachusetts
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Pyramid Chad@pyrameadhead5 May 2023
Corey, Trevor, spice, go. Listen, if I gotta go to war with the Heinekens, I gotta be high. I'm the Quiznos hat rack so what I say goes.
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Joe Biden
@JoeBiden9 Aug 2012
RT if you’re on the left:
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ID4 in Real Time@1996ID42 Jul 2023
There's buzz on Geocities boards that the Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence (SETI) Institute in New Mexico discovered a radio signal that did not originate from Earth earlier this morning. We've heard claims before, but this is SETI reportedly making such a claim.
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