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H

@fantomregret

Don’t take me or my tweets seriously

 PHL / she/her / 28
Joined February 2011
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i miss having the kind of insufferable intellectualism that you can only achieve between the ages of 14 and 19
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How I look in the picture my mom chose as her favorite and framed all over the house
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I guess that's a feeling only Ye and I know
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la mariguana se mete en mi cuerpo y me hace el amor
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I would bite Alvin's fucking head off--as an example to Simon and Theodore.
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they should invent a body that doesn't keep the score
@humahasit.bsky.social 💌 (@humahasit) profile picture@humahasit.bsky.social 💌@humahasit23h
Unfortunately your body knows what your mind is repressing. You actually have to feel the feeling to have it pass
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Yall mind if I kms
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How it feels to wear a long sleeve under my t shirt
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Eating breakfast at this tiny diner and a party of 18 just came in and got upset they couldn’t be seated? 😭😭😭
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Food been good
Mr. Cabernet (@mardagod) profile pictureMr. Cabernet@mardagodNov 12
Why is everybody FAT????
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tweeting stuff i felt yesterday or 5 years ago
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November doesn’t even have afternoons. you eat lunch then it’s almost tomorrow
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I ❤️ my gf I want to work 500000000000 extra side jobs this month to give her a million gifts for our first xmas together
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#WHENILAYINBEDITOUCHMYSELFANDTHINKAYOU
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Sometimes you have to cut everyone off for your own sanity
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I miss Philadelphia why does Virginia have no phone service
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I fancy those who drive with a sense of urgency
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Breakfast for dinner
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Bring back photo booth selfies 2027
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First day you’re able to breath again after an asthma attack feels like being reborn
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