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@fantomregret

Don’t take me or my tweets seriously

 PHL / she/her / 28
Joined February 2011
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i miss having the kind of insufferable intellectualism that you can only achieve between the ages of 14 and 19
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How I look in the picture my mom chose as her favorite and framed all over the house
Image from Ben 🦴ˎˊ˗ (@SubPuppyBoy_)
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I guess that's a feeling only Ye and I know
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la mariguana se mete en mi cuerpo y me hace el amor
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I would bite Alvin's fucking head off--as an example to Simon and Theodore.
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they should invent a body that doesn't keep the score
@humahasit.bsky.social 💌 (@humahasit) profile picture@humahasit.bsky.social 💌@humahasit23h
Unfortunately your body knows what your mind is repressing. You actually have to feel the feeling to have it pass
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How it feels to wear a long sleeve under my t shirt
Image from the wizard (@sampladelica)
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Food been good
Mr. Cabernet (@mardagod) profile pictureMr. Cabernet@mardagodNov 12
Why is everybody FAT????
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tweeting stuff i felt yesterday or 5 years ago
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November doesn’t even have afternoons. you eat lunch then it’s almost tomorrow
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#WHENILAYINBEDITOUCHMYSELFANDTHINKAYOU
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if weed can damage your short term memory imagine what weed can fucking do
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smoked a joint now im walking into cheesecake factory for a slice of that oreo dream extreme
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Dude knows how to speak. Like it’s so good
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Kinda scary how good of an answer this was
Pearl🪐 (@pearlarianator) profile picturePearl🪐@pearlarianatorNov 4
Dude knows how to speak. Like it’s so good
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Aneha is terrible because why do you have me siding with a man like this?!
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JT COMING.
VoteHub (@VoteHub) profile pictureVoteHub
@VoteHubNov 4
Texas U.S. Senate Dallas County: 🔵 James Talarico – 457,916 (73.0%) 🔴 Ken Paxton – 158,692 (25.3%) Talarico is overperforming Harris's 2024 early vote margin by 24 points. Results per AP
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Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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watching election numbers come in for states i don’t live in
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) profile pictureKristi Yamaguccimane
@TheWapplehouseNov 3
Been offering elderly people from Republican districts rides to the polls and dropping them off in miscellaneous parking lots dozens of miles away
Image from Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse)
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