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Not really a Pomeranian.

Liverpool, England
Joined May 2022
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Fuck off you bad bleph
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Tiffany when she leaves the house and finds out Angie Bowie is still alive #BBUK
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There is another option and it's go to a good surgeon and don't get a radical upper bleph that takes out all the soft tissue and leaves the eyes looking hollow. A small amount of skin removal, leaving the soft tissues in place and a brow lift if you're over 50
Your options as a woman in show business appear to be do nothing at all and have people post “what happened to her” before and after photos, accusing you of not being 23 forever, or trying to stop the ravages of time and have people post “what happened to her” before and after photos, accusing you of not being 23 forever. Or, if you’re in the top .1% of genetics like Helen Mirren, you get to be used as an example of how to “age gracefully”. Bleak.
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I do not understand why people would want more upper eyelid exposure
Blepharoplasty might be worse than buccal fat removal at this point. Ladies please leave your beautiful hooded eyes alone 😭
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I don't want kids but always wanted to get married and I love being married because it means I don't have to socialise at all ever in order to achieve that
You guys realize that one of the greatest joys of motherhood is never again having to do any of the tedious and unfulfilling social rituals you were forced to do so you could increase your odds of finding a man who wanted to have kids with you
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Any socialising I do now is because I want to.
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I've just found out tax rates, including higher rate threshold, are frozen until 2031. By that point someone picking up the odd extra shift as a minimum wage worker in a bar will be paying higher rate tax.
Given the personal allowance will have been frozen for a decade at £12,570 - it's interesting to see what it would be when it's treated with the largesse of the minimum wage.
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The Green Party is just badly dressed people with bad haircuts and even worse opinions.
Planning Application for a Lidl superstore on the London Road, Bath REFUSED
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pedro retweeted
‘maxxing’ has been named Word of the Year 2026 by dictionary.com. (dictionary.com/articles/word…)
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I get she's based on the Diane Keaton character in the godfather and is supposed to be 'different' from the other girls but it's just ridiculous. She looks like she should be in a period drama not 2026 Liverpool
the girl who plays diana in this city is ours is a v good actress however costume have done her dirty cause no grafters bird dresses like that or has a bob 💔💔💔
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Just been speaking to Uber driver who was born in Liverpool but lived most of his life in New Zealand. He said Sundays are always busy in North Liverpool because all the “Scouse families” go out for a Sunday roast. Can’t say this about the south end.
🤣 it’s also home to the two football clubs that put this city on the map. You just know this kid paints his nails and drinks IPA.
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They're calling it the most 'I vote for the conservative party' Christmas of all time
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11. Get into looksmax
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis 1. Date a 24 year old 2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore 3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week 4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox 5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate) 6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails? 7. Get divorced to feel something 8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism 9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands 10. Get very into video games
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There’s a lot of nepotism in this sentence
kylie jenner for stella mccartney by gia coppola.
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pedro retweeted
Replying to @tomhfh
Its the isle of dogs. One of the last places in Towerhamlets with cockneys. Its already happening and we dont want it sped up. Kindly fuck off you parasite.
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I would like to go here
Parents panic after teen son vanishes from home - and they find out he spent $7K at Clavicular's 'Camp Looksmax' trib.al/wJ8EMEt
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That dickhead who used to sell masks has come up in my tik tok feed and I'm fuming. Accessing someone's records without due course should lead to prosecution by the way
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Glad we're speaking about this.
Replying to @BasicKekinomics
There is essentially a schism in bra fitting started by reddit autists. They have become so wedded to an easily screwed up output from a bra calculator that they essentially have now made D cups the new A cups because of it & they have women buying $$$ specialty bras.
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The accents of the actresses in this city is ours is applying. And no drug dealer is dating a woman who looks like this it's ridiculous.
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>movement to say most women are wearing the wrong size bra >new way to measure where no one fits in the affordable bras at the store >has list of specialty bras you can order online >crazy how all the bras at stores are wrong 🤯 >whole thing ran by a lingerie marketing firm
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