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Not really a Pomeranian.

Liverpool, England
Joined May 2022
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Philip saying “I’m from Scotty Road” like Tiffany has been on the 20 bus before #BBUK
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Fuck off you bad bleph
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Tiffany when she leaves the house and finds out Angie Bowie is still alive #BBUK
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‘maxxing’ has been named Word of the Year 2026 by dictionary.com. (dictionary.com/articles/word…)
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Just been speaking to Uber driver who was born in Liverpool but lived most of his life in New Zealand. He said Sundays are always busy in North Liverpool because all the “Scouse families” go out for a Sunday roast. Can’t say this about the south end.
🤣 it’s also home to the two football clubs that put this city on the map. You just know this kid paints his nails and drinks IPA.
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There’s a lot of nepotism in this sentence
kylie jenner for stella mccartney by gia coppola.
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Replying to @tomhfh
Its the isle of dogs. One of the last places in Towerhamlets with cockneys. Its already happening and we dont want it sped up. Kindly fuck off you parasite.
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>movement to say most women are wearing the wrong size bra >new way to measure where no one fits in the affordable bras at the store >has list of specialty bras you can order online >crazy how all the bras at stores are wrong 🤯 >whole thing ran by a lingerie marketing firm
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Can we stop saying a D & DD cup is not big? Ya'll think it's not big because your B cup boobs are being vanity sized into D cups that are really B cups by these bougie bra fitters.
My mom helped me measure my boob size with the aBraThatFits calculator and I got 38D. She made me feel bad by saying "there's no way." so many times :(. FYI to everyone; D and DD is not actually big, that's a common misconception. I'm slowly convincing her that D and DD /1
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And THIS is exactly what is wrong with the concept of autism. Right here. This is what has gone wrong.
Replying to @GeorgeTheEighth
I'm autistic, and I know not to jump into the tiger pen. Stop making excuses for stupidity. Autistic doesn't mean dumb.
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pedro retweeted
RIP from a Hull fan You’re getting mauled by the tigers
🚨BREAKING: Man attacked by tiger at Yorkshire Wildlife Park after entering enclosure. • Yorkshire Wildlife Park in Doncaster has confirmed a “serious incident” at its tiger enclosure on Saturday afternoon. • Yorkshire Ambulance Service was called at 1.33pm, dispatching two ambulances, Yorkshire Air Ambulance and a doctor. • The park has activated its emergency procedures and is working with authorities to establish what happened. Witness says that "shots were fired." • The wildlife park has closed and will remain shut tomorrow.
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Shut up, Twinks, you annoying cunt, the water cycle exists, we’re not running out of water because Rochelle uses AI. Does she not get bored of being so fucking boring? Just constant buzzwords and performative social justice nonsense. #BBUK
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It baffles me that some issues get inquiries, continual coverage, TV dramas, documentaries and subsequently, CHANGE Yet Vaccine Injuries and Deaths are mostly ignored They DID happen They ARE real Delaying recognition and denying proper support doesn’t make them any less so
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pedro retweeted
Sorry is this lady genuinely going around saying she’s a witch like it’s a protected characteristic. This is a fantastic bit
Twinks and Omar try to settle their differences #BBUK
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Twix: I really dont like the narrative of being called a witch Rochelle: oh really Twix: yea like I am a witch but I dont like people saying it 🙄🙄🙄 On your broom love and fu*k off #bbuk
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Omar is 100% right on the witch discourse and I’m bored of people pandering to grown adults who want to pretend they’re living in a fantasy book #bbuk
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Someone shat on the big brother toilet floor and Philip stood in it 😭 Nah I’m sorry this series is something else #BBUK
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Bonfire Night in Truro cancelled because council can't afford to comply with "Martyn's Law" - the new anti-terrorism and security legislation required for events and venues.
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“People can go 45 minutes without a drink” I’m sure they can, but why should they? People can go 45 mins without a pie but we still let them eat one in the stands. Likewise hot drinks. Do you have an issue with hot drinks being in the stands?
People can go 45 minutes without a drink. The thought of a player getting a drink thrown at them, my son being drenched by Budweiser doesn’t appeal to me. I really enjoy a match day beer. But the half time pint is something I look forward to. It’s part of the match day experience.
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Absolutely sick of large swathes of town being indiscriminately shut off for filming.
Filming for the new Beatles films taking place at Liverpool Town Hall today 🎬
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