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Gal Fieri

Oakland, CA
Joined February 2015
T-shirts with designs printed on the back are far superior to ones with a print on the front. I have no facts to support this, but I know it to be true.
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Twitter drama at our big ages is insane. I'm unfollowing (not that it matters, but) a lot of you. Grow the FUCK up.
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Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. Famous clown, Pagliacci, is performing tonight. Boil him. Pagliacci soup is the cure.
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Millennial take over starts NOW
First governor with Ridgewood Face
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Replying to @comfortkent
this one feels especially on-the-nose
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i like that Steinbeck was so mad at his ex wife he wrote east of Eden. it's relatable. Pen to page just "once upon a time there was the evilest woman ever" So good
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Lmaoooooooo
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i’m really obsessed with all these new southern dems
Man that dude and that accent with a D after his name… crazy
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you ever had to unfollow a girl from high school on instagram because her baby gives you bad vibes
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this album was the soundtrack to my 8th grade trip to Washington D.C.
thank you by dido (1998)
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I'm the DJ at your friend's midterm elections watch party and I'm really bad at it.
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this caused the blue wave
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i'm sorry but literally wtf
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ahhh, The General In His Labyrinth. gettin more literal by the day
Trump on ballroom: The kitchen is going t be top of the line. There has never been anything built like this and it is for the country. When I was in China, we went to the great hall of China, and it is incredible. This is actually larger.
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we're stomp clapping today
i can feel the millennial optimism slowly reentering my body
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They tried to take this from you.
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BREAKING Democrats win control of the U.S. Senate. @DecisionDeskHQ projects
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god this is delicious
NBC projects Democrat Annie Andrews has defeated GOP Sen. Darline Graham "This is a stunning, stunning victory for the Democrats," Kornacki says
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.@Lin_Manuel if Talarico wins Texas you can come back outside for 48 hours
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