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T-shirts with designs printed on the back are far superior to ones with a print on the front. I have no facts to support this, but I know it to be true.
Twitter drama at our big ages is insane. I'm unfollowing (not that it matters, but) a lot of you. Grow the FUCK up.
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Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. Famous clown, Pagliacci, is performing tonight. Boil him. Pagliacci soup is the cure.
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i like that Steinbeck was so mad at his ex wife he wrote east of Eden. it's relatable. Pen to page just "once upon a time there was the evilest woman ever" So good
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you ever had to unfollow a girl from high school on instagram because her baby gives you bad vibes
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ahhh, The General In His Labyrinth.
gettin more literal by the day
BREAKING
Democrats win control of the U.S. Senate.
@DecisionDeskHQ projects
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.@Lin_Manuel if Talarico wins Texas you can come back outside for 48 hours























