alex (@fenchurchly) header
alex (@fenchurchly) profile picture

alex

@fenchurchly

Gal Fieri

 Oakland, CA
linktr.ee/fenchurchly
Joined February 2015
  • Tweets55.8K
  • Following939
  • Followers589
6KMedia
Photo by alex (@fenchurchly)Photo by alex (@fenchurchly)Photo by alex (@fenchurchly)Photo by alex (@fenchurchly)Photo by alex (@fenchurchly)Photo by alex (@fenchurchly)Photo by alex (@fenchurchly)Photo by alex (@fenchurchly)Photo by alex (@fenchurchly)Photo by alex (@fenchurchly)
T-shirts with designs printed on the back are far superior to ones with a print on the front. I have no facts to support this, but I know it to be true.
6
3
53
7,845
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. Famous clown, Pagliacci, is performing tonight. Boil him. Pagliacci soup is the cure.
17
453
7
6,419
63,483
Replying to @comfortkent
this one feels especially on-the-nose
3
40
1,220
i like that Steinbeck was so mad at his ex wife he wrote east of Eden. it's relatable. Pen to page just "once upon a time there was the evilest woman ever" So good
18
270
21
8,653
108,523
Lmaoooooooo
Image from Basil🧡 (they/them) (@LinkofSunshine)
63
3,876
77
80,708
996,848
i’m really obsessed with all these new southern dems
Bradley (@bradjchester) profile pictureBradley@bradjchesterNov 6
Man that dude and that accent with a D after his name… crazy
33
236
16
4,533
142,647
you ever had to unfollow a girl from high school on instagram because her baby gives you bad vibes
56
2,042
162
25,469
432,251
I'm the DJ at your friend's midterm elections watch party and I'm really bad at it.
48
293
58
3,214
200,570
this caused the blue wave
113
3,173
648
49,351
6,476,393
ahhh, The General In His Labyrinth. gettin more literal by the day
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynNov 4
Trump on ballroom: The kitchen is going t be top of the line. There has never been anything built like this and it is for the country. When I was in China, we went to the great hall of China, and it is incredible. This is actually larger.
3
8
49
11,075
They tried to take this from you.
5
223
6
1,988
29,188
.@Lin_Manuel if Talarico wins Texas you can come back outside for 48 hours
8
577
8
11,328
209,849
EVERYONE PUT YOUR COSTUME BACK ON WE’RE DOING IT AGAIN
hailee 🦌 (@prairiepr1ncess) profile picturehailee 🦌@prairiepr1ncessNov 1
his costume arrived a day late
Image from hailee 🦌 (@prairiepr1ncess)
Image from hailee 🦌 (@prairiepr1ncess)
35
5,286
6
103,824
583,845
menswear guy did a thread on how fat jon ossoff's ass is and now he's the top choice in the dem primary #noticing
Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) profile picturePolitical Polls
@PpollingNumbersNov 2
New - 2028 Democratic primary 🔵 Ossoff 18.2% 🔵 AOC 18% 🔵 Buttigieg 16% 🔵 Harris 13% 🔵 Kelly 9% 🔵 Newsom 9% Atlas Intel (A) - 1/11
Image from Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers)
3
5
1
249
7,617
alex retweeted
a. (@diffident_) profile picture
a.@diffident_Nov 1
the annual romanticization of my own existence begins now
Image from a. (@diffident_)
4
2,463
48
19,323
190,237
I am finding out that kids LOVE it (hate it) when you confidently misundetstand their costumes. I have successfully convinced a handful of different trick-or-treaters I have never heard of the character Mario but they look like "a red version of Luigi, from those Mario games"
20
681
10
23,142
200,271
Having daylight saving on Halloween night is actually a great ruse to get vampires to stay out past sunrise.
11
280
4
2,876
34,048
Must be so embarrassing when you get struck by lightning and everyone can see your skeleton
32
929
25
13,390
109,327
Crunchwrap supreme
karter (@karterAKA) profile picturekarter@karterAKAOct 30
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
70
3,205
18
48,342
685,141
Grassy Knoll angle footage
Eric Leyden (@Leyden_Eric) profile pictureEric Leyden@Leyden_EricOct 29
Seven years ago I witnessed history
Image from Eric Leyden (@Leyden_Eric)
1
218
11,003
227,431
Load more