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horror enjoyer & repentant blonde 🧡🤍🩷

Joined December 2021
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gyms love to be like “visit our cafe!” and the cafe is two vending machines and a sink with tap water
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Let’s all kill the coven again. Lestat and Armand too this time.
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Replying to @AmericanAir
@AmericanAir are you insane
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Fully a different departure date and more than halving my international layover you MUST have lost your minds
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(Showing movie to a woman ) They actually used a technique for this part
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part of what I find so horrible about modern relationships is the social expectation to emotionally cauterize oneself afterwards. if you still harbor any tender feelings towards the person who once knew you best in the world, it taken as a sign that you aren't "over it" yet.
thinking ab the time I broke up with an ex bc he was crying for his ex gf of 5 yrs who had to get her arm removed for petting & getting attacked by a stray dog… like idc go take care of her PLS
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t lets me lift heavier and levels my emotions in ways I find pleasurable. binding/an elective mastectomy would minimize parts of my body I don’t have use for and find obstructive. a hysterectomy would eliminate monthly bleeding, as I have no desire to be fertile. still a woman!
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I could get whatever procedure I want to my body and it wouldn’t be anyone’s business lmaoooo it’s so reductive to just be like “woman when boobs and period” when plenty of women don’t fit that description for whatever natural, medical, elective, etc. reason. weirdos
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not even getting into someone not identifying as a woman not making them a man but you people shit your pants and cry seeing a woman with a buzzcut and a natural happy trail soooo
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cisgender butches/lesbians/women who pursue top surgery are absolutely fucking valid what the fuck is wrong with you all. suddenly women’s bodily autonomy doesn’t qualify the second it doesn’t apply to your standard of women’s gender presentation? yeah yall can bite a curb.
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this is what every butch I know looks like I genuinely don’t understand the problem
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don’t you dare be a woman with body hair I guess!!!!
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my biggest complaint!!!
개인적으로 레지던트 이블에서 제일 웃긴거: 병원 평면임 대체 누가 메인 엘리베이터에서 옆건물로 가는데 무조건 산부인과 병동을 지나치게 두는거임
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just shoehorned in and annoying. screenplay editor should have said something. utterly harmless but like on its face it makes no sense lol
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the flooding is downtown quincy is so fucking bad bro
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got an alert as I was driving and it gave me enough time to slow down and avoid a fucking olympic swimming pool in the road by the quincy center station like god damnnnn
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love the cleveland show but its really a product of its time. you can tell this was back before media literacy was improved like, cleveland considers bear a friend even after what he did to nikki lol. Horrid misread of obsession
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one reason for this is straight people being in charge of the productions. Debauching a hunky jock with no motion and a great body is a gay fantasy that plays out in the film, it’s not about a guy with glasses coming into his own!! He’s meat!! #meat
It annoys me when Rocky Horror revivals portray Brad as a Nerd and not a Square Jock.
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people ask me every day if this is me
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my mom just excitedly showed my girlfriend the text tone she set for their messages and then sighed dreamily and said “it’s so urethral”. dead silence for five seconds before I managed to get out “there’s no way you just said ‘urethral’”
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cregger getting repeated “your empathetic protagonist who gets into trouble because they can’t keep themselves from trying to help people is annoying and stupid” hits… interesting
been seeing people call bryan stupid because of his kindness and i’m sorry but i don’t agree to that 😭🤚 he’s a coward yes, but his setting specifically puts this “glorified postmates deliveryman” to be aligned in the medical field so of course he’s going to help people
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if that’s not someone’s jam it’s fine but like. idk is that not more compelling than an ice-cold carefree protag?? it’s what makes characters like max rockatansky work for me
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