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horror enjoyer & repentant blonde 🧡🤍🩷

Joined December 2021
Let’s all kill the coven again. Lestat and Armand too this time.
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(Showing movie to a woman ) They actually used a technique for this part
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part of what I find so horrible about modern relationships is the social expectation to emotionally cauterize oneself afterwards. if you still harbor any tender feelings towards the person who once knew you best in the world, it taken as a sign that you aren't "over it" yet.
thinking ab the time I broke up with an ex bc he was crying for his ex gf of 5 yrs who had to get her arm removed for petting & getting attacked by a stray dog… like idc go take care of her PLS
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cisgender butches/lesbians/women who pursue top surgery are absolutely fucking valid what the fuck is wrong with you all. suddenly women’s bodily autonomy doesn’t qualify the second it doesn’t apply to your standard of women’s gender presentation? yeah yall can bite a curb.
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love the cleveland show but its really a product of its time. you can tell this was back before media literacy was improved like, cleveland considers bear a friend even after what he did to nikki lol. Horrid misread of obsession
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one reason for this is straight people being in charge of the productions. Debauching a hunky jock with no motion and a great body is a gay fantasy that plays out in the film, it’s not about a guy with glasses coming into his own!! He’s meat!! #meat
It annoys me when Rocky Horror revivals portray Brad as a Nerd and not a Square Jock.
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people ask me every day if this is me
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i accidentally saved three carls but i dont have the heart to delete two of them 💔
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Raccoon city turned blue so we are putting Albert Wesker on estrogen
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i genuinely thought when i heard the term 'dirty soda' people were adding liquor to their soda. finding out it means adding MILK is the craziest fucking thing i have ever heard.
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told my middle school counselor that someone wrote dyke on my locker and she said "well, are you?" and never investigated it further
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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they’re saying santa’s going to be a butch lesbian this year now
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'In 1860, an enslaved man named Sheppard Peek was listed among the possessions of William Peek. His value was placed at $1400. More than a century and a half later, Sheppard’s great-great-granddaughter, Keisha Lance Bottoms, was elected governor of GA' ajc.com/politics/2026/11/kei…
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We’re renaming it the Gulf of Ruthkanda
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REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS
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Vance showing this QRT to Trump in a huffy mood and Trump just nods and goes “he did a good job. I never noticed someone had to do that.”
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Dangerous and rabid wildlife have invaded the streets of Somerville, Massachusetts
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Starting your most incoherent sentence with "put simply" to deflect blame onto the reader
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Them: You made your bed now lay in it Me: Ok this is literally my favorite thing to do
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figs retweeted
Congratulations to stylist Nara Kim on her wedding! She and her wife held their wedding in a traditional korean rice field and it was absolutely stunning🥺
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