I was researching dawn simulator alarm clocks and one that seems to be dominating search results right now is the [name redacted]*. It's $200 and requires the use of an app with a subscription. Search results are dominated by positive reviews. But something seemed off...

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David · Jun 5, 2023 · 5:47 AM UTC

David@flaizality5 Jun 2023

The app has a 4.4 rating in the Google Play store. Looks good... But all the recent reviews are just dragging it. -Why is an app required to use this lamp? -App won't connect. Please fix. -DON'T BUY!!

David · Jun 5, 2023 · 5:53 AM UTC

David@flaizality5 Jun 2023

What's the point? I don't know. Be skeptical? And money may not buy you happiness, but it will buy you some cheap manufacturing, a TikTok marketing campaign, some good SEO, and a bunch of fake app store reviews, so you can make more money. The virtuous cycle in action.

David · Jun 3, 2023 · 6:27 AM UTC

David@flaizality3 Jun 2023

Cocaine Bear sequel?

David · May 14, 2023 · 2:40 PM UTC

David@flaizality14 May 2023

Ever hear of Ketto? It's the Indian GoFundMe. And if you ever use it you will be pushed their obnoxious ads nonstop.

David · May 14, 2023 · 1:13 AM UTC

David@flaizality14 May 2023

.@ZahiHawass sure wants you to know how incredible he is. 30 minute video advertising his tour company then 10 minute video about how amazing he is. This better be good. #ZahiLive

David · May 14, 2023 · 8:14 AM UTC

David@flaizality14 May 2023

I may have been too hard on him. That was an interesting, if rushed talk. A lot of incredible imagery and stories.

David · May 14, 2023 · 8:17 AM UTC

David@flaizality14 May 2023

The last 5 minutes was just photos of him with celebrities. There was one with Will Smith that didn't include a slap joke. (Great.) And the way he pronounced Kylie Minogue's name when showing his picture with her makes me think he has no idea who she is.

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