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David

@flaizality

Negative. I'm a meat popsicle.

 Oregon, USA
Joined May 2007
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Replying to @benedictevans
Teenage Engineering: the brand I love but will never buy.
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The Giving Tree
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Perfectly executed dive!!
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My new favorite thing - Bing's new ChatGPT bot argues with a user, gaslights them about the current year being 2022, says their phone might have a virus, and says "You have not been a good user" Why? Because the person asked where Avatar 2 is showing nearby
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Image from Jon Uleis (@MovingToTheSun)
Image from Jon Uleis (@MovingToTheSun)
Image from Jon Uleis (@MovingToTheSun)
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Curious what kind of science projects are going on behind closed doors @blueorigin? Meet “Blue Alchemist” an effort to transform lunar regolith into solar cells and wires ⚡️☀️🌘 Here’s a working solar cell prototype manufactured from lunar regolith simulants 📸 #ISRU #ToTheMoon
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Enraging other Lord of the Rings fans by getting all my facts about the book right but insisting JRR Tolkien’s name is pronounced “Juniorer”.
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I’m gonna talk about something that I’m not supposed to talk about. I’m a 37 year old with dentures. I was dirt poor for most of my adult life, and worked jobs that didn’t offer dental care (hospitality/serving). Small problems like cavities became BIG problems.
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I didn't know Miss World was a thing still, but I've been watching how the French woman introduces herself for about half an hour
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David retweeted
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KSV@KSVesq10 Dec 2022
I love my husband for many reasons but high on the list is that we have the same philosophy on how long before a flight one should get to the airport. I cannot imagine the angst of being in that kind of interfaith marriage.
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Did I ever tell you guys about the only person who I felt was allowed to be bugnuts about chemtrails?
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@_sn_n26 Nov 2022
Imagine if Al-Qaeda did their thing with the planes two months earlier and the 7-11 PR team woke up to a complete and utter nightmare
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Popular cat account stole Basil’s video, didn’t credit, and it has 16k+ likes, so I’m reposting is the full version. They edited out the best part where he makes a CHOICE and goes back for more.
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How do we convince Elon Musk to buy Ticketmaster
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Image from derek guy (@dieworkwear)
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Neither of these tweets are real. @Chiquita is the official account for the produce company and @ChiquitaBrands has been inactive since 2013. twitter.com/Chiquita twitter.com/ChiquitaBrands
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The Stable Diffusion Discord has a channel devoted to spectacular failures and it’s full of gems
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Image from Andy Baio (@waxpancake)
Image from Andy Baio (@waxpancake)
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Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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this is in 5 parts and i’ve been watching & waiting for the next part to drop like a series on apple tv. part 1:
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these sexts >>>>>>>
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