Katie🔭🦝

Just thinking about how I created this account in high school, post-wisdom teeth removal. Other handles on other socials have come and gone, but Twitter, may I never rebrand. 🚀🌙

watching maga lose and the south turn blue

A story in 4 parts:

FIRST DOLLY NOW TIM CURRY???? THE WRONG 80 YEAR OLDS

So dystopian seeing an entirely AI commercial advertising LASIK surgery followed up by that Virginia data center propaganda commercial

I saw Goody Proctor talking with Mitch McConnell

Cancelled owl spotted at IKEA #loveislandusa

Spot the difference #brinity

Wore overalls and found a lizard today

Me doing yoga to wind down after that episode, mid-vinyasa, getting pissed all over again about KC’s goons saying “double standard” after the Carl x Aniya edit #loveislandusa

Putting my Ken to bed so Barbie can go out

With the literacy crisis and rise of AI, they only have 1-2 seasons left to do this letter challenge. Imagine being really into in your connection and then finding out they can’t read or write 🫣 #loveislandusa

When the model/DJ says casually uses “moral paragon” in a conversation #loveislandusa

I think they posted this bc they knew the kissing was about to be atrocious #loveislandusa