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Mama of 2. Author of Shapeshifter & Lover Sar. @sarahthatpoet. MFA in Writing. MEd in the works. Painter. Comic. Kindergarten Teacher. Faith in God.

Lincoln, NE
Joined September 2010
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“Her own thoughts and reflections were habitually her best companions.” Jane Austen
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happy halloween / first of November!
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Today is my wife’s birthday, so I painted her. “Portrait of My Scorpio Wife”
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Happy Taurus Full Moon 🌕 May you remove the armor and open your heart fully to the one you love. May your life be full of peace, joy, love and happiness. May the universe move in your favor in all your dreams.
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Never underestimate anyone. Especially yourself.
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Karen is the new Karen
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The Full Moon in Taurus pushes us to tend to our bodies and get our health on track… as everything else flows from it. Get yourself back into the gym, get your mindset right, shift your diet and focus on your rest and recovery. Life is calling us to rise, to get back to work, to get back into our power and to pull ourselves out of a hole.:: that will require great focus and optimal health. It’s time to get back to you and to what you came here to do. No more getting off track… get back to you.
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SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS GROCERY EXECUTIVES, BUT I’M DONE. I just pulled a $4.99 box of cereal off the shelf, brought it to the register, and watched the scanner ring it up as $7.49. When I told the cashier, she said: "Oh, that’s the digital coupon price. You have to download our store app, create an account, search for the item, and clip the digital coupon before scanning." ABSOLUTELY NOT. You inflated the shelf price by 50%, locked the normal price behind an app, and forced me to hand over my personal phone data and email just to pay the actual retail value of a box of food? Stop hiding basic shelf pricing behind data-harvesting apps.
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“Tanrı’nın bizi yukarıdan gördüğüne inanırız, ama gerçekte, Tanrı bizi içimizden izler.” —Şems-i Tebrizi
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always feels like home with you.
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Nothing regulates your nervous system like financial stability
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always my favorite place
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Dear bra companies, I am BEGGING you to stop making bras with removable pads. 😭 Nobody wants to spend 10 minutes trying to shove a folded-up triangle back into a tiny hole after laundry day. WE ARE TIRED.
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Grateful for my discernment. Grateful for my Intuition.
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why are you going to say "and/or" when you mean "and"
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nothing compares to a New England autumn
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