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Slotted
Joined October 2025
When I play good golf I can’t wait to play more golf. When I play bad golf I really can’t wait to play more golf. I hate this game. I can’t wait to play tomorrow.
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It’s so sick to cut your sleeves off and talk about wrastlin’ with your playing partners after getting chirped about playing golf in a pair of LeBron 3’s.
We aren't even through the front nine and things are getting contentious
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“Physical prowess” ya know lmao.
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Update: went to the ranch about 20 miles down the road from my house. They were having their final Monday night scramble of the year. Signed up and got put on a random team, and we fired off a little 29 and won. Won’t be dethroned for the rest of 2026. #GoatRanchMondays
Club is closed on Mondays, but if you think I’m not gonna go tend to a goat ranch today you got another thing coming #GoatRanchMondays
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Club is closed on Mondays, but if you think I’m not gonna go tend to a goat ranch today you got another thing coming #GoatRanchMondays
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“Several different reasons” but the only reason listed is because he’s tired of 18 handicaps pretending to distance mog him with a 7 iron. Putting the degrees on the bottom would serve zero purpose other than aesthetics. If you know how far you hit the clubs then who gives a shit what the degree is. If someone says “I hit my 7 iron 215 yards” your first thought should be “do you want to play 5-5-5?”
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Credit for the clip to my guy @dansgolfworld Go follow him seems like a great dude.
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“I’m so money with this hybrid off of the tee” Nice dude let’s play the tips today
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Everyone is saying this kid is dumb, but he actually just created dozens of kids who he can dust in a net event. Chess not checkers situation.
We’ve reached end times. Recently watched a TikTok video of a kid explaining how you can “game” the handicap system. Says to find a course that you play well, choose the front or back nine, and then exclusively play those nine holes until you know every inch of it. GHIN accepts 9 hole scores. So voilà. You’re now a single digit handicap.
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You might not like it, but this is the number one team in the country
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Mike Elko is just clueless when it comes to managing and winning a football game. Can’t manage the clock. Can’t feel the flow of a game. Redzone is an automatic undisciplined penalty. Defensively we have an inability to pressure, or sit back in coverage at all. No speed. No playmakers. Just sad.
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Marcel Reed should win the Heisman trophy and I’ve said that all year
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Fire Michael Elko. This is malpractice
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Marcel Reed is so good dude. Not many people can consistently find those windows.
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Cincinnati is honestly a top 5 team in the country. The only reason they are 4-2 is because of ESPN and SEC bias.
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Freddy Doubles retweeted
Welcome back, folks.
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Why would I want to spend a couple hours wandering around outside in the nice weather with my friends? It’s a true mystery lol
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Saw a guy on TV holding his fork like a Neanderthal and my first thought was “that guys short game has to be fucking terrible”
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There is not a better group in sports television than this right here. It’s so simple. Just four funny guys bull shitting. Nobody is yelling or taking their shirt off. Shaq isn’t trying to sell a shirt with his dog on it. It’s perfect.
This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao a must watch! please don't retire Chuck!
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“Legit killer” and we’re doing first year open mic shit. Covid vaccine jokes in 2026. Kill Tony is such dogshit man. Tony Hinchcliffe is Joe Rogan’s greatest sin.
KT 584 Holy shit, stumbled on a legit killer. Leonarda Jonie had a perfect set w/ bonus time awarded @Leonardaisfunny
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