at 36 months old I choked on a cigarette butt and passed out for NINE minutes!

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fredguy retweeted
the Tampa Bay Rays: can’t wait to play World Series games in front of our home crowd the Milwaukee Brewers:
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fredguy retweeted
when you were a kid, did your mom ever put you in a "silly jail" like this for bad grades on your report card? I miss you mom! 🤣 #ripmom
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Wii U is an amazing console when modded. Fucken casuals.
the wii u can literally play every single previous nintendo console but the 3ds wtf are we doing
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An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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fredguy retweeted
The first sausage race in World Series history goes to ... 👀
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fredguy retweeted
a video version, in case your blind or something
People don't know this, but the Milwaukee Brewers have more than one mascot: - Deranged man who lives in the stands - Barrel of beer brought to life by a child's Xmas wish - Multi-Ethnic meat snack - Ghost of Bob Uecker #thisismycrew
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fredguy retweeted
when you can see the vein in the titty
Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4ie0qQv 📷 Evan Vucci
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Everything's a steak when you're used to eating dog shit.
AI generated music is 1000x better than real music. Today I canceled Spotify and SiriusXM because I finally tested Suno. What sold me was the first prompt I gave it: “My favorite artists are A Day to Remember, Bring Me The Horizon, Spiritbox, Bad Omens, and Sleep Token. Analyze all their hits and generate a song I’m likely to love based on those artists.” It one shots an absolute banger in 10 seconds. I'll link the song in the next tweet for anyone curious. Why would I ever go back to Spotify/SiriusXM when I can generate music perfectly tailored to my taste on command, for free? Not affiliated with Suno in any way btw, it was just one of those moments where I was so impressed with AI’s capability I had to say something about it.
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when you can see the vein in the titty
Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4ie0qQv 📷 Evan Vucci
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不打斐济 精液就会囤积在体内 所以戒撸等于内射自己
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me: "People still make Cosby jokes, and Weinstein's fingerprints are all over some pretty good movies, so I'd have to say the most successful celebrity cancellation was Ron Jeremy. Nobody's gonna 'yeah, but...' him!" her: "the question was what are your strengths"
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Turning Point USA spox admits Charlie Kirk knew Republican Lindsey Graham was a pedophile and did nothing?
Dear Democrats, This is why we called him Lady Graham. This isn’t an October surprise, we’ve known this for years. And blaming his sister for the fact Lindsey was a poorly closeted gay man, is only going to backfire. No one cares.
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fredguy retweeted
The Eddie Van Halen/David Lee Roth hybrid burger man from Better Off Dead's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.
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The Eddie Van Halen/David Lee Roth hybrid burger man from Better Off Dead's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.
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The oft-cited National Crime Victimization Survey is so flawed that the statistics are basically fake. And a lot of people who cite it online are drawing the "wrong" conclusions from it.
"statistics" mfs when you tell them cops can just make shit up:
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Console makers and many devs have made it clear the past few years that buying a physical copy used is no different than outright piracy. screw 'em
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if bigfoot is a hoax, then who did i make love to that one fall evening in 2009
The iconic Bigfoot video from 1967 is officially confirmed to be a hoax after new archival footage was found for an upcoming documentary. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/review…)
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Replying to @danghentschel
Very true Dan! I made my ex listen to Andrew Dice Clay's "The Day The Laughter Died" while we were driving through rural California at night and every time she tried to turn it off I'd turn the headlights off.
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