@fredguy_

at 36 months old I choked on a cigarette butt and passed out for NINE minutes!

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Ric Sanchez@ricsanchez16h
the Tampa Bay Rays: can’t wait to play World Series games in front of our home crowd the Milwaukee Brewers:
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The Milwaukee Brewers right now
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ALL 8 FIFTH-INNING RUNS IN ONE VIDEO
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fredguy@fredguy_29 Nov 2025
when you were a kid, did your mom ever put you in a "silly jail" like this for bad grades on your report card? I miss you mom! 🤣 #ripmom
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MLB
@MLBOct 24
The first sausage race in World Series history goes to ... 👀
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fredguy@fredguy_Oct 15
a video version, in case your blind or something
fredguy@fredguy_Oct 15
People don't know this, but the Milwaukee Brewers have more than one mascot: - Deranged man who lives in the stands - Barrel of beer brought to life by a child's Xmas wish - Multi-Ethnic meat snack - Ghost of Bob Uecker #thisismycrew
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fredguy@fredguy_Oct 23
when you can see the vein in the titty
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@reuterspicturesOct 22
Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4ie0qQv 📷 Evan Vucci
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fredguy@fredguy_Oct 21
The Eddie Van Halen/David Lee Roth hybrid burger man from Better Off Dead's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.
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Replying to @danghentschel
Very true Dan! I made my ex listen to Andrew Dice Clay's "The Day The Laughter Died" while we were driving through rural California at night and every time she tried to turn it off I'd turn the headlights off.
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when i was like 8 years old with undiagnosed autism and i learned about intellectual property and copyright law and i pulled up to recess the next day like bad news guys. we can’t play avengers anymore. we’ll go to jail
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fredguy@fredguy_Oct 17
telling my wife that my copy of FUPA Bonanza must've been sent to us by the DSA in an attempt to stop me from speaking out
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fredguy@fredguy_Oct 15
People don't know this, but the Milwaukee Brewers have more than one mascot: - Deranged man who lives in the stands - Barrel of beer brought to life by a child's Xmas wish - Multi-Ethnic meat snack - Ghost of Bob Uecker #thisismycrew
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fredguy@fredguy_Oct 15
ope, forgot there was also for a short time: the Distinguished Gentleman
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fredguy@fredguy_Oct 11
and they still let him host SNL??
Richard Smith@Richard_ezioOct 11
Florida’s ‘Deputy of the Year’ used a flock to stalk his ex, held a gun in her mouth, and posed doing a Nazi Salute.
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私が関わった80's 合作アニメをいろいろと描いてきましたが、この作品を知る人は少ないと思います。 『ウルフ ロック TV (Wolf Rock TV)』の主人公"ウルフマン ジャック"です。 知ってる人はいるのでしょうか？
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When I said I wouldn’t go to my local Verizon store because it’s on stolen land I wasn’t talking about Native Americans, I was talking about the fact that the building used to be a Pizza Hut.
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fredguy@fredguy_Oct 8
Last night we let the Captain Mommy molested cockroach juice milk talk.
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fredguy@fredguy_Oct 8
Replying to @alvinsng
ugh reading a ten page book to a baby for five minutes is SO HARD. i'm glad i can take fifteen minutes to pull out my DUMBASS PHONE and type a bunch of SHIT and talk like an IDIOT ASSHOLE into an app so i can use another PIECE OF SHIT app to make it talk to my child
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fredguy@fredguy_Oct 6
not pulling out and eating the popeslop straight outta that uncle pussy >>>>
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