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Joined September 2025
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Starting to question whether Trump can win in 2028
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Very early, but I'm starting to think we won't all be getting $5000 checks.
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Someone who wasn't going to vote tonight, vote for me because my car is in the shop and I couldn't make it to the polls.
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Talks failed. War is ensured. The US will be shrunk down to its size. One polar world and hegemony is over.
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The moment you decide to save money, everything suddenly looks like something you need.
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Replying to @Polymarket
People who aren’t dead tend to be alive
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Replying to @no_uh_noah
The devil takes away your shame before you sin, then gives it back before you confess.
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You're a bad parent if you take your kids to trunk or treat. Period. No excuses.
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Trunk or treats have ruined Halloween. Part of the fun was walking neighborhoods, seeing the house decor, and all the kids running around. Now it’s just some bullshit cars in a parking lot looking like the Temu version of Halloween. Fucking hate it.
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Happy Halloween spooky frens! 🍫 🎃 👻 💀 🧙🏻 🧟‍♂️ 🍬
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Okay now take off the hat
In the last 8 years I've recorded over 4,410 podcasts generating Around 3 billion views
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Holocaust Jokes being laughed at by a whole room of random people proves how far we have come in 4 years. KEEP PUSHING Comedian : Patty O’Neill
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Wow I've been sleeping on using my HSA
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Frogga retweeted
A classic.
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Replying to @remarks
The fundraiser is up, stand with Jaxton. givesendgo.com/stand-with-ja…
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Whatever happened to that angry bald and loud car salesman that said nobody will ever fuck his wife like he does once he's dead
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Are we actually in Hell and when we die we either stay here or go up to Heaven because that's how it's feeling right now
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99% evidence that we live in a "simulation": - the sun is 400x farther away from us than the moon. - it is also 400x bigger than the moon. that's why they look the same size in the sky and why we have perfect solar eclipses. this planet has way too many low probability "coincidences"
99.9% evidence we’re in a simulation
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Employim love to perform revenge sleep deprivation where they stay up late to “take back their time” and then make their next day miserable. Then they spend their weekends catching up on sleep The Wagecuck Paradox
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Some walk with you for a while… Others stay in your sky forever…
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