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Complicated meat popsicle. πŸ’—πŸ’›πŸ’™ Never forget, Pride started with a 🧱. He/him.

USA
Joined August 2007
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Always and forever.
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The coldest line I’ve ever heard in real life was from a Black woman: β€œThe 2nd Amendment applies to me too.”
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please keep the β€œwe survived him once, we will do it again” tweets in the drafts or better yet delete them. millions of people did not in fact survive him, and millions more will not survive him again.
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today is the only day you can retweet this..
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I think more companies should give out loyalty status tags like the ones airlines give out. I don’t give a damn about your Delta Silver Medallion status, but if you’re Double Diamond Platinum Deluxe at Buffalo Wild Wings, we can hang out. #justsayin
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Over the course of our investigation into the outrageous cost of Ozempic and Wegovy in the U.S., I spoke with the CEOs of major generic pharmaceutical companies who confirmed: They can sell a generic version of Ozempic for $100/mo. xitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1rmxPoEoE…
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On this day 21 years ago, @TheWeebl published the original Badger Badger Badger video.
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Absolutely on point!!!
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If you’re a pundit or a reporter upset about the couch joke, hope you’re bringing that same energy to this lie, which is actually endangering people.
Trump: And I'd like to congratulate the young woman who transitioned from a man into a boxer. You saw he won. She won the gold medal.
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"chappell roan is the first lesbian to ever make good music" you tweet from your car, smugly "excuse me first WHITE lesbian" you add. that'll show the haters you're woke ready to continue your day, you start your car but it won't budge. the Indigo Girls have slashed your tires
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This counts
The electoral map after Walz calls Vance a couch fucker on live TV
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this dude really is america’s dad
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Minnesota Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flanagan, who would become the first Indigenous woman governor in US history
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Now THIS is how you write a headline. Well done @MotherJones
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I want Kamala Harris to debate Donald Trump so that he can ramble for 90 seconds and she can just respond with "Cringe." and no followup.
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my new roommate fucking sucks he’s been strip mining in the fucking pantry
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