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The coldest line Iβve ever heard in real life was from a Black woman:
βThe 2nd Amendment applies to me too.β
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please keep the βwe survived him once, we will do it againβ tweets in the drafts or better yet delete them. millions of people did not in fact survive him, and millions more will not survive him again.
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I think more companies should give out loyalty status tags like the ones airlines give out. I donβt give a damn about your Delta Silver Medallion status, but if youβre Double Diamond Platinum Deluxe at Buffalo Wild Wings, we can hang out. #justsayin
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Over the course of our investigation into the outrageous cost of Ozempic and Wegovy in the U.S., I spoke with the CEOs of major generic pharmaceutical companies who confirmed:
They can sell a generic version of Ozempic for $100/mo. xitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1rmxPoEoEβ¦
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On this day 21 years ago, @TheWeebl published the original Badger Badger Badger video.
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If youβre a pundit or a reporter upset about the couch joke, hope youβre bringing that same energy to this lie, which is actually endangering people.
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"chappell roan is the first lesbian to ever make good music" you tweet from your car, smugly
"excuse me first WHITE lesbian" you add. that'll show the haters you're woke
ready to continue your day, you start your car but it won't budge.
the Indigo Girls have slashed your tires
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this dude really is americaβs dad
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Minnesota Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flanagan, who would become the first Indigenous woman governor in US history
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Now THIS is how you write a headline. Well done @MotherJones
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I want Kamala Harris to debate Donald Trump so that he can ramble for 90 seconds and she can just respond with "Cringe." and no followup.
































