@funkomi

Views expressed are my opinion only and not my employers| Christ follower | Investment Lawyer | Investor | Mother

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Joined December 2010
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It took me 28 billable hours to get out this little overachiever. I hope he pays me a bonus, I deserve 😂🤍
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Sitting here contemplating the fact that my 5 years old ate FOUR chicken drumsticks for dinner today. This can’t be real life.
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🐢@recklessraiOct 26
As you get older, being open to receiving criticism and feedback with little no defensiveness will exponentially change the health of all types of relationships you have
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Wholeheartedly agree with this. Society just accepts showing up for every whim of married &/or parents but outside of that things are often presented as fanciful or an inconvenience. Its actually unacceptable.
aileen wuornos fan club president@bespinderellaOct 26
as a single childless woman, you can show up for countless bridal showers, weddings, baby showers, kid's birthday parties, anniversary dinners etc. but if you want even a modicum of reciprocation suddenly it's mortifying and beyond the pale. lol ok.
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In less than a week, I’m going to win a million in premium bonds. I’m so excited
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Max
@banthebbcOct 25
I'd like to make a statement on behalf of the recipients of this inflamatory letter who may be too polite or shy to respond. @HMRCgovuk @HMRCcustomers We don't want a 'relationship' with anyone in your department whatsoever. We, through our tax advisers, will pay what is legally due, not a penny less and certainly not a penny more. Then we want you to fuck off out of our lives.
Max
@banthebbcOct 25
🚨 IN FULL - HMRC letter to wealthy Britons : "I hope we can build an open and productive working relationship" 🤡
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This and the state of the tax system are two sides of the same coin. No one wants anyone to have single moment of peace.
🇬🇧 Britian Unfiltered
@BritianUnfvaOct 25
My friends son is 21, he’s just got his first proper job with a salary of £2300 a month. He still lives at home and doesn’t yet pay anything. My mate says he’s going to ask for £600 a month towards the house bills Is that the right thing to do?
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There might be reas🌚n Kenny got away with saying “I could M you off” in front of everyone with barely a whisker of suspicion.
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Cocodamol always humbles me. The three day use limit is for *me*. I could never try hard drugs, my life would be cooked.
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Clem 🌿@SirClmntOct 20
Tbh all of my spending is on credit, I clear it at the end of the month. It just makes sense for money management. I don’t keep any cash in current accounts.
vopsea .ᐟ@luvistarziiOct 19
is using debit cards. not normal???? im confused
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Nespresso tastes like ashes and burnout, whichever way you spin it.
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“eeeyuck!” is my favourite thing to say now. Whoever popularised this, well done. Very complete way to show displeasure.
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My uni not even making it onto the scale is entirely characteristic, actually.
Ray Massey@raymasseytweetsOct 19
Love this. Pleased that I’m merely ‘insufferable’ 🤣
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If you work, stand up. (Yikes) …If you work through business, stand up. Oh erm, if you have ever thought about what it might be like to work, Stand. Up! 🤣
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 20
🚨 WATCH: Robert Jenrick asks Reform UK's audience to stand up if they work
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Will the last landlord turn off the lights…
Ashley Osborne | PRSim | AngelBrics | LEXIT 🇦🇺
@proptechpioneerOct 19
From 6 April 2027, UK property income gets its own tax rates: 22%, 42% and 47%, two points above today. The Section 24 mortgage interest credit rises to 22%. England and Northern Ireland; Scotland and Wales set their own. After-tax is the only yield that counts. Not tax advice.
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Chat has suddenly decided to remove 100% of stocks & shares ISA from its analysis in respect of having a “financial cushion” and has only included literal cash in bank, cash ISA and premium bonds. Worrying perspective to provide advice that over-indexes on cash like that.
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Even USDC was excluded entirely as contributive to a financial cushion because of the risk of depegging + FX risk. I honestly think this is too aggressive.
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UK could never 😅
Elena Hu
@elenahuxyOct 20
wdym 😭😭😭
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Wow. This is a great result for tenants, terrible for landlords. Its essentially the rent controls that many have asked for. Impact on property market remains to be seen. I expect only corporate landlords can afford to take on this kind of risk.
Tony Dowson@TonyDowson5Oct 20
Property Tribunal judgment Tenant challenges £50 rent increase for rent at £1,650 per month. Judgment decides that market rent is £1450. assets.publishing.service.go…
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Severely overexposed today. Like they need to prescribe medication for this level of cringe 🫠
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Renee@PettyLuponeOct 18
Le Creuset is really trying to compel me into full submission and ion like that.
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