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Her Tall Boots

@fuzzlime

sorry i'm not the needle in the haystack https://xitter.gq/t.co/mcelrYf16a (featuring my one-eyed cat from the hood plus me cleaning urinals)

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Getting drunk on my porch tonight and yelling things like “he was more than my little buddy! He was my whole heart and now he’s gone!”
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Helena Bonham Carter eats eight spiders a day. Not in her sleep, just whenever.
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Microwaves operate on magic. They just put the buttons there to make you think it's science.
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I'd like to thank social media for frying my parent's brains
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Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Now, just a shadow of his former self.
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I like to use these little carts at Menard's and I pretend I'm huge
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I set my clocks back to August 31, 1939 so I can stop WWII
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Just got caught doing the monster mash.
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Gabby Hayes@RealGabbyHayes15h
Gonna skip the apple bobbing contest with the Osmond family tonight. My old choppers just can't compete with those teeth.
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I'M WHOLESOME, GOD DAMN IT
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Why did the kid come to the door when the porch lights were off? More to the point, why did I answer the door?
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If you're brunette with expressive brown eyes, a good last minute Halloween costume is Liza Minnelli's mom.
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@fuzzlime4 Apr 2017
I know my flossing will never meet your expectations you condescending bitch hygienist with the big boobs btw those shoes are really cute
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My mullet and jorts game in 1993 was impeccable. Amazingly, I did not have a girlfriend.
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterSep 5
I'm like if an orange cat was a person
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterAug 13
[Comforting a widow] You know, life really IS a highway. So do you think they'll ever find his head?
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterOct 30
[Me as an empath] Being on fire looks painful
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Doing heavy squats to increase my IQ.
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