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John Selzer

@g1lbee

Mila's Daddy

Joined December 2009
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No one has a better life than me.
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"I'm gonna get high as giraffe pussy and defend a rapist" - don jr, probably
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@PunchoutpitchOct 30
The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’ Christian Yelich on this: “You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.” (Via @JeffPassan)
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yc@ycOct 26
Banger I fear (The Otto Tunes of Syracuse Univ.)
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Representative James Talarico has never received treatment from Lindner Center of Hope.
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@BarstoolBigCatOct 6
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@BarstoolBigCatSep 26
It’s 15 yards for taking your dick out? Sad!
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They look like each type of transgender
ThePersistence (@ScottPresler) profile pictureThePersistence
@ScottPreslerApr 3
Thank you for having me back, @Timcast. See you tonight on Timcast IRL @ 8 p.m.
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He is actually the dumbest fucking person on earth.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparSep 22
Trump tells the UN he is officially changing the name of Artificial Intelligence to "Super Intelligence" and says all US government documents will now be changed to refer to "SI"
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Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) profile pictureCharlie Kirk
@charliekirk1120 Oct 2011
Libya, give us your oil.
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"I don't want trans women to have rights because it's disenfranchising to real women" "Also every woman I don't like is a disgruntled lesbian"
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynSep 5
Riley Gaines: I went to the WNBA game in Minneapolis… it was a bunch of disgruntled lesbians. It felt like the entire arena was booing Sophie Cunningham.
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Dan Stamness@DStamnessAug 25
An angry Cleveland Browns Fan taped signs of protest on the Jim Brown statue in front of Browns Stadium.
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@minakimesAug 24
Everyone is correctly pointing out he’s no longer good and hasn’t been for years, but also: Imagine being a fan who actually opposed the choice back in 2022 for moral reasons and waking up to this. Four years and it isn’t over.
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterAug 24
Just in: Deshaun Watson has been named Cleveland’s starting quarterback for week 1 at Jacksonville.
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AND I'M GONNA DO IT AGAIN
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@barstoolsportsAug 22
"It has nothing to do about the performance. It's a little bit personal than that. It's a disrespectful thing." "Last time I played on this field, I tore my Achilles. And that same fan base cheered when I got hurt." - Deshaun Watson on the boos from fans
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America, start your engines. 📺 @FOXSports & @TelemundoSports 📍 Seattle, Washington ⏰ 8PM ET / 5PM PT

USA vs. Belgium Hype - Free Bird by MOONLGHT

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@flapprdotnetJul 6
When Balogun gets a red card:
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Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) profile pictureBill Melugin
@BillMelugin_Jul 6
TRUMP ON PHONE CALL W/ FIFA PRESIDENT: "I spoke to Gianni [Infantino], who is highly respected. I said Gianni, we've got all these games, each one has turned out to be a Super Bowl...they think 50-60 million people will be watching [USA v Belgium]...so I saw the play, I understand sports well, that wasn't a foul, that was two guys running full speed who happened to crash into eachother...this referee...who is a little bit suspect if you check his past...he made a call that nobody could believe...he's one of our best players and he gave him a red card, then I started hearing that means he can't play in the next game...that's very unfair...so yes I asked for a review by FIFA. I'm the one who got them to do it. It was not Biden. Biden was asleep."
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Happy 250th birthday to the greatest country that’s ever existed 🇺🇸
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