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small computers, weird computers, open source computers, beautiful homosexual women. sfw account, nevertheless mdni

she, elle, она
Joined December 2023
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my lipstick is fucked up today. anyways you can solve my riddles 255 at forge.eyes-like-fire.org/jun…
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I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO 40C3 YAY YIPPEE HOORAY
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usoomfs: please make a plan to vote today!! don’t forget to go to the polls
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"caching is cope for a slow design. do not add caches and delete all existing caches. instead, redesign it to be faster" is the "don't siege Leningrad. take it immediately" of computers
some things I often say to claude when doing perf optimization work: > how do we rewrite this to better leverage data-oriented design principles > can you replace those hash tables with a flat array? can we make the pointers an index into the array? can we pack the most commonly used data into upper bits of the index? > caching is cope for a slow design. do not add caches and delete all existing caches. instead, redesign it to be faster > should this be a structure of arrays instead of an array of structures?
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the optimal amount of fear to induce in the hoes is not zero
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considering changing my middle name (currently calliope). suggestions in the comments pls thank u xoxo ily twin
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ok sorry for posting so many selfies. listen to gethsemane by car seat headrest
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emperor of China and emperor of the romans are the only real imperial titles all the others are some fake mental illness bullshit
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went to the transgender coffee shop and everybody knew you
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plastic surgery tomorrow queen?
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(buying my third ubereats of the day) it's so expensive being a woman
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i don't care how good it is i am not reading fiction to learn about your ideology. give me your equivalent of marx or gtfo
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it's not about being invited it's about being disinvited at the last moment and going to lighthaven instead
The best part of a sex party is the invitation. It’s such a confidence boost. And that confidence stays even after declining the invite. We should have “invite only” sex parties in the sense that there’s no actual event, only invitations. Would be good for morale
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the lalamo is kind to you if you are kind to the lalamo. much to consider
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note: restaurants will get your order wrong 500% more if you order the vegan option. lifehack
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tending the servers / gathering power / may i present the man of the hour / placing his faith / in the strength / of the hypervisor
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they're staging a hostile takeover of my platonic math pet harem
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don't go back to austin texas, what's in austin texas? / you know this is not for public consumption / you know nothing that's our slogan
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greyscaled my phone and now whenever somebody with a pride flag in their icon interacts with me I just have no idea which one it is. I’m choosing to believe you’re all asexual
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vegans love "the vegan alternative to [something that was already vegan]"
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