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Still waiting for my growth spurt

 Calgary, Alberta
Joined February 2012
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Dr Pepper
@drpepperOct 24
Drinking a Dr Pepper on Dr Pepper day is the real hero’s journey, happy 10/24 to all who celebrate <3
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My fiancée when I hit a 2 out double in softball (we’re down 18-3)
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Landmen are the popular, athletic, prom kings of Oil & Gas offices.
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Remember that these technologies exist whenever we’re trotting out two sticks connected by a chain this fall to see if someone got a first down.
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Once a Vegas killer, always a Vegas killer.
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The look your landman gives you when you tell him he needs to show up sober for the Thursday 11am meeting.
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Canadian rock band Sum 41 releases its debut album, All Killer No Filler. It’s an instant hit - especially the tracks “Fat Lip” and “In Too Deep.”
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Local Man Can't Wait To Get Out There And Suck At Golf Again buff.ly/mbXAxct
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Sam Harrop@sam_golfMar 13
No notes.
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Craig Berube in the gym
Work Retire Die (@WorkRetireDie) profile pictureWork Retire Die@WorkRetireDieJan 26
Opening up my email today to find out everyone responded to the emails I sent Friday afternoon
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I KNEW IT give me my money back you thieves
David Payne Purdum (@DavidPurdum) profile pictureDavid Payne Purdum
@DavidPurdumJan 8
The Alcohol and Gaming Commission of Ontario (AGCO) has fined FanDuel $350,000 for "failing to appropriately identify and report unusual and suspicious betting and match-fixing activity" related to Czech Table Tennis Star Series matches in Oct/Nov. 2024.
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anyone wanna go Christmas caroling? we're singing the debut studio album Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park in its entirety.
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December 22nd is National Short Person Day
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I dunno how cold-topping putts while nursing a category 5 hangover is gonna help my putting but I’m willing to try anything
The Golf Engineer (@engineeringolf) profile pictureThe Golf Engineer
@engineeringolf9 Dec 2025
Searching for a putting identity? Many pros find comfort in a putting stroke that mimics their full swing. Rickie: Draw Arcing, releasing putting stroke. Blade. Morikawa: Fade Strt back strt thru, recent switch to ZT mallet. Bryson: Stiff, calculated.
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The drop and execution after this shot was so amateur it’s like he’s never hit it onto a roof before
Christopher Powers (@CPowers14) profile pictureChristopher Powers
@CPowers143 Dec 2025
Jordan Spieth purposely hitting it onto the roof of a clubhouse in order to manipulate the rules to get a free drop and still making 7 anyway
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Its beautiful 🥲
Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) profile pictureEdmonton Oilers
@EdmontonOilers9 Nov 2025
Game over. @sentinelstorage | #LetsGoOilers
Oilers: 1 Avalanche: 9

ALT Oilers: 1 Avalanche: 9

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RYAN REAVES HAS MORE GOALS THAN CONNOR MCDAVID
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I might have a hangover @RyderCupEurope 😩🇪🇺
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Finally WWE took one of my e-mail suggestions
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@Fightful7 Aug 2025
According to @Variety, there will be King of the Hill/WWE SmackDown integration
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