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Reading, England
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Word of the day is ārecrudescenceā (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
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Really Iām pretty low maintenance, I just need 17 hours of alone time every morning, constant reassurance from everyone in my life that theyāre not mad at me, and $150 worth of little treats every single day and Iām good to go
Iām now crying thinking about my cat dying, but this was a beautiful read
Writing this was better than setting my apartment on fire. Though thereās still time for both. Essay in this weekās issue of @NewYorker: newyorker.com/magazine/2024/ā¦
If I get to the polling station later and there are no dogs, Iām immediately turning around and going home again.
The fate of the country relies on you, our four-legged friendsā¦
#dogsatpollingstations
With the equinox tomorrow, hereās your timely reminder that seasons are not proper nouns and donāt need to be capitalised.
If I see one more brand saying āitās nearly Springā¦ā on Instagram, I may scream.
This weekend I went to an 8th birthday party (for a leap year baby). High on party rings and forgetting my medical issues, I committed too hard to musical chairs and nearly fainted. I then chipped a tooth on a lollipop. 32yo bodies were not made for partying like itās 2000.
@SW_Help how can you charge such extortionate amounts for trains when we have to stand in dirty, smelly corridors for 2+ hour journeys? Not ideal when you have health issues too that make standing for long periods problematic! As usual, appalling service
Watching Chelsea is the most painful part of my week, and this week I had a kidney biopsy. š¤¦š»āāļøš
Got an @astridandmiyu welded bracelet May and the cost per wear is currently Ā£1.31 per day. Tomorrow it will be Ā£1.30. So it was basically free. Using this logic to plan an anklet next. #girlmath
Turns out this was not the week to gamble with bringing Sterling in for Rashford AND handing him the armband over Haaland š
#fpl
@GWRHelp any chance of your trains running on time/at all literally ever? Shambles of a service
Who the fuck is marking Salah? Constantly has acres of free space. Heās going to run riot in this game unless we address this, stat. #CHELIV