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finally left this hellhole. see you on the app where the sky is bluer 🩵

Reading, England
Joined June 2008
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Gemma Clapp retweeted
Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
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Really I’m pretty low maintenance, I just need 17 hours of alone time every morning, constant reassurance from everyone in my life that they’re not mad at me, and $150 worth of little treats every single day and I’m good to go
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Not all social media managers are the same! Some have PR backgrounds. Others marketing or media relations. Some are content creators. Others are strategists They may specialize in different industries or different platforms The list goes on Don't expect us all to fit in one box
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Social Media Managers don’t just know their field, they know everything about the brands they work for. When one leaves, the institutional knowledge you lose with them is incredibly hard to replace. They aren’t disposable. Don’t treat them like they are.
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England fans
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Gemma Clapp retweeted
Hey #booktwitter - I have a bag (huge) of books I need to pass along so who would like one (or two)? I know it’s a rubbish time for money and books are an expense many can’t justify! Be following me and retweet and you might be lucky enough to receive one. 💕📚
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I have three gorgeous proofs of my debut novel #HER 💃🏽to giveaway. If you'd like the chance to read it before publication, just RT and follow me. UK entries only. Open until 8am on Monday 10 October (GMT). Good luck! @HodderFiction – at Enfield, London
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Completely absurd that we have a moment like this today, and in four months the mens’ World Cup starts in a country where women are second class citizens at best. A modern tragedy.
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Gemma Clapp retweeted
Kyrgios getting pissed up Patsy in the front row kicked out is the energy I’m here for today #Wimbledon
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again: making abortions illegal doesn’t stop abortions, it just stops people having safe abortions
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Every edgy marketing agency's bio.
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Really enjoying the new government strategy of 'Give everyone massive anxiety' by leaking various lockdown rumours every half hour. Lockdown for Christmas? Perhaps. Lockdown after new years? Maybe. Lockdown in 5 minutes? Fuck you why not.
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Gemma Clapp retweeted
If you need any cheering up, it’s just 22 days until the evenings start getting brighter.
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Yeah sure I’m not doing well mentally right now but please keep in mind I’m also not doing well physically or financially
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Gemma Clapp retweeted
Copywriters are like cats and won't necessarily let you know when they're fucked. Here's how to tell if your copywriter is absolutely fucked and needs a break:
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Writers only want one thing and it's an Em dash on the keyboard
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Gemma Clapp retweeted
I don’t want to go to space I want to go to Spain
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ok now spread this like WILDFIRE
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Gemma Clapp retweeted
The BBC didn't have control over the cameras on pitch, but they could - and should! - have cut to the studio much quicker. And every one of those responsible for zooming in on Eriksen's face as he received CPR, and his devastated wife, should be sacked immediately I'm sorry.
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Gemma Clapp retweeted
A very short and sentimental chapter from The Comfort Book. Something I tell myself at rock bottom.
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