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General Tso Band 🤘🏻

@generaltsoband

🎶 Making Ambient Elevator #RockandRoll music. #GeneralTso serves Tasty Riffs, Succulent Beats and no MSG. New Album Spring 2018.

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Joined September 2014
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Minnesota is basically Diet Canada. – at Minneapolis, MN
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Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensen29 Sep 2023
would you ask a man to give up his senate seat just because he died
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Does anyone make road cases for tambourines?
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🖐🏻🤚🏻 Be careful out there folks. #4thofJuly2018
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Chlorophyll is grass blood.
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The real reason nobody has come Back from the Future to help us is that there's no hope for us.
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There should be a unit of time named for how quickly someone changes the radio whenever Nickelback comes on.
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It’s beginning to get a bit uncomfortable asking Siri to play more Isis. youtu.be/-HH0DYfyUtI
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How long before someone samples the @hqtrivia theme song in a @billboard Top 100 song?
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Does anyone else think Britney Spears looks like she’s over 50? Or that she dances like a frittata? We can’t be alone on this. #NewYearsEve2018 #ABCNYE – at New York, NY
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What’s it take to be an @hqtrivia guest host? Is the goal here to get @ScottRogowsky a raise?
🦃 Happy mass bird murder day. #Thanksgivingday2017 – at Pittsburgh, PA
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🇨🇦 The graffiti in Canadian bathrooms is way different than the US. #TourLife – at Toronto, Ontario
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What one thing do all cities in the US have in common? The local news is always amateur hour. #TourLife – at Tempe, AZ
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General Tso Band 🤘🏻@generaltsoband25 Aug 2016
Cookie dough is the sushi of desserts. #ShowerThoughts
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General Tso Band 🤘🏻@generaltsoband16 Aug 2016
Onion rings are really just vegetables donuts. #ShowerThoughts
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General Tso Band 🤘🏻@generaltsoband22 Aug 2016
Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed potatoes. #ShowerThoughts
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Well, time to move. xitter.gq/ralzeedotes/status/920…
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ficklenuts@ficklenuts24 Oct 2017
Hell’s lobby only plays Nickelback, has no phone reception or WiFi, and has nothing but golf magazines to read.
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HeidiAnn@HeidiAnn6716 Oct 2017
Replying to @BellArtista
I love General Tso's
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moT@tnuttle1525 Oct 2017
I would like to meet General Tso himself and shake his hand
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