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General Tso Band 🤘🏻

@generaltsoband

🎶 Making Ambient Elevator #RockandRoll music. #GeneralTso serves Tasty Riffs, Succulent Beats and no MSG. New Album Spring 2018.

 USA
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Joined September 2014
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Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensen29 Sep 2023
would you ask a man to give up his senate seat just because he died
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General Tso Band 🤘🏻@generaltsoband25 Aug 2016
Cookie dough is the sushi of desserts. #ShowerThoughts
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General Tso Band 🤘🏻@generaltsoband16 Aug 2016
Onion rings are really just vegetables donuts. #ShowerThoughts
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General Tso Band 🤘🏻@generaltsoband22 Aug 2016
Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed potatoes. #ShowerThoughts
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ficklenuts@ficklenuts24 Oct 2017
Hell’s lobby only plays Nickelback, has no phone reception or WiFi, and has nothing but golf magazines to read.
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HeidiAnn@HeidiAnn6716 Oct 2017
Replying to @BellArtista
I love General Tso's
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moT@tnuttle1525 Oct 2017
I would like to meet General Tso himself and shake his hand
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Ronald 💐@CameOutSwinging11 Jun 2017
General Tso what?
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Goku@VaIiantGoku7 Jun 2017
Danny Trejo looks like General Tao!
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Riggs
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Some dude just called me a pussy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?
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Jeffrey Newelt
@JahFurry3 Dec 2016
I saw #GeneralTso trending I thought maybe Trump nominated him for secretary of defense
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James Radcliffe@JamesRadcliffe10 Oct 2016
Anderson Cooper is a boss #debate
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Blake Oaks@blake_oaks30 Sep 2016
Steps to avoid heroin: 1. Don't do heroin
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Tobin Seale@WhatImScreamin22 Aug 2016
So #RyanLochte is losing sponsors left & right. If I was his agent, I would be on the phone with Massengill. Seems like a perfect fit #Zing
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General Tso Band 🤘🏻@generaltsoband6 Dec 2014
Skeletor is impressively muscular, for being a skeleton.
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LIONIZE@LionizeMusic26 Jan 2016
.@WheatonsFinest is putting the word out washingtonpost.com/news/loca…
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Lou Brutus
@LouBrutus18 Jan 2016
Not one word on deporting Nickelback. Not. One. Word. #DemDebate
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Amanda@Manda_like_wine16 Dec 2015
The real winner of tonight's debate is the Chinese company that manufactures American flag lapel pins. #GOPDebate
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Blake Oaks@blake_oaks4 Sep 2015
I can't even believe that Five Finger Death Punch is still a thing. Complete garbage.
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LIONIZE@LionizeMusic18 Aug 2015
SPAN THE CHASM BECOME THE VOID BE THE CREATOR THEN BE DESTROYED #rockiscoming
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