
NgΔti Kotimana. IT Consultant. Dad. UUC grad. ethos anthropoi daimon, Nix Hibee. @gingereejit@mastodon.nz @gingereejit.bsky.social
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SimonM π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπͺπΊπ³πΏ retweeted
π¨ MAMDANI JUST TURNED JD VANCE INTO A JOKE ON LIVE TV! π
Vance tried to take credit for New York's falling crime rates. Mamdani responded with a 9-second video that said more than a thousand political speeches ever could.
The entire Morning Joe crew couldn't stop laughing.
Imagine taking credit for work you didn't do. π
SimonM π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπͺπΊπ³πΏ retweeted
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SimonM π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπͺπΊπ³πΏ retweeted
Fans of Valenciennes, who are now near the bottom of Frances 3rd division, have begun playing circus music from the crowds during their games...
I promise you this is the best thing you will see today... π
SimonM π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπͺπΊπ³πΏ retweeted
Stephen Miller: This whole period that happened after World War II where the West began apologizing and groveling and beggingβ
Host: I don't even know what you're talking about right now. I asked you if there would be an election in Venezuela.
SimonM π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπͺπΊπ³πΏ retweeted
Oh, the women's soccer team is playing. Let's check it out...
Darn, they're down 2-1 late...
SimonM π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπͺπΊπ³πΏ retweeted
Please enjoy the Fox interview we have all been waiting for. This is just amazing. Heβs turning on his biggest supporters. Five stars. No notes. The best part is when even the FOX host scoffs. ππππππ Letβs just let ourselves have this moment. Weβve all earned it.
SimonM π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπͺπΊπ³πΏ retweeted
I've been in politics for a quarter century. It's hard to express how staggering it is to see a conversation like this on corporate US media. The Morning Joe panel gobsmacked by the directness of @AbdulElSayed's points.
(clip via @DropSiteNews)
SimonM π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπͺπΊπ³πΏ retweeted
The unintentionally funniest ad of the campaign.
SimonM π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπͺπΊπ³πΏ retweeted
This map shows the most popular country for young Europeans aged 18 to 34 to emigrate to. Very glad to see Australia featured in a European map that isn't about Eurovision...
SimonM π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπͺπΊπ³πΏ retweeted
This video will change your life βΌοΈβΌοΈ
SimonM π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπͺπΊπ³πΏ retweeted
Replying to @myrogeniche
a) cant believe Cheryl Cole started in a girl group she looks so out of place she is a serious classy lady
b) 'you cant mistake my biology'? is it a terf anthem?
c) the choreo being the result of just showing it to them once individually then hoping for the best
all this is cray
SimonM π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπͺπΊπ³πΏ retweeted
Fox News caught on a hot mic last night trying to figure out how to lie to us.
SimonM π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπͺπΊπ³πΏ retweeted
So is JD Vance making his move to 25th amendment Trump and become President ?!??
Yes he is β¦bookmark it !
SimonM π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπͺπΊπ³πΏ retweeted
Hereβs what Iβve learned, old doesnβt equal wise and itβs laughable you think youβre intimidating.
SimonM π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπͺπΊπ³πΏ retweeted
This should be enough to end his career as a TV host π€






















