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Ngāti Kotimana. IT Consultant. Dad. UUC grad. ethos anthropoi daimon, Nix Hibee. @gingereejit@mastodon.nz @gingereejit.bsky.social

Wellington, NZ
Joined June 2009
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SimonM 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ retweeted
🚨 MAMDANI JUST TURNED JD VANCE INTO A JOKE ON LIVE TV! πŸ˜‚ Vance tried to take credit for New York's falling crime rates. Mamdani responded with a 9-second video that said more than a thousand political speeches ever could. The entire Morning Joe crew couldn't stop laughing. Imagine taking credit for work you didn't do. πŸ’€
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"그돈이 μ™œ λ‹ˆλˆμ΄μ•Ό" νŒŒλΌκ³Όμ΄κ°€ λ±…ν¬λŸ° μ‚¬νƒœλ‘œ κ°œγ…ˆλμŒ μ§€κΈˆ 파라과이 ꡭ민듀이 μš°μ—λ…Έ 뱅크 λ””ν΄νŠΈλ‘œ 자금 λ™κ²°λ˜μ„œ μ•„μš°μ„± μΉ˜λŠ” κ³¨λ•Œλ¦° 상황 μ„€λͺ…ν•΄μ€Œ 1. μš°μ„  μš°μ—λ…Έ 뱅크가 μ–΄λ–€ 은행이냐고? μš°μ—λ…Έ λ±…ν¬λŠ” μ›λž˜ 1984년에 μ•„μˆœμ‹œμ˜¨ μ‹œμž₯μ—μ„œ μ‹œμž‘λœ β€˜ν¬λ ˆλ””μ„ΌνŠΈλ‘œβ€™λΌλŠ” μž‘μ€ λŒ€λΆ€μ—…μ²΄μ—μ„œ μΆœλ°œν•œ νšŒμ‚¬μž„ μ‹œμž₯ μƒμΈλ“€ν•œν…Œ 돈 빌렀주던 μ§‘μ•ˆ μ†ŒμΌκ±°λ¦¬λ‘œ μ‹œμž‘ν•œ μ‚¬μ—…μ΄μ—ˆλŠ”λ°, 이게 λ°”μŠ€μΌ€μŠ€κ°€λ¬Έμ΄ μš΄μ˜ν•˜λ˜ κ±°μ˜€μŒ.​ 2. μ°¨μΈ° 사업이 μ»€μ§€κ²Œ 되고 돈이 κ½€ 많이 생긴 λ°”μŠ€μΌ€μŠ€ 그룹이 1976λ…„λΆ€ν„° 있던 β€˜ν”Όλ‚œμ‹œμ—λΌ μ—˜ μ½”λ©”λ₯΄μ‹œμ˜€β€™λΌλŠ” κΈˆμœ΅νšŒμ‚¬λ₯Ό 2021년에 μΈμˆ˜ν•΄μ„œ ν•©μΉ˜κ³ , 이름을 μš°μ—λ…Έλ‘œ λ°”κΏˆ 3. κ·Έλ‹€μŒ 2023λ…„ 11월에 쀑앙은행 ν—ˆκ°€λ₯Ό λ°›μ•„μ„œ 정식 λ””μ§€ν„Έ μ€ν–‰μœΌλ‘œ μ „ν™˜ν–ˆκ³ , 12μ›”λΆ€ν„° 본격 μ˜μ—…μ„ μ‹œμž‘ν•¨ κ·Έλƒ₯ λ‹¨μˆœν•˜κ²ŒλŠ” μš°λ¦¬λ‚˜λΌ 카카였 뱅크라고 μƒκ°ν•˜λ©΄ νŽΈν•¨ 4. λ””μ§€ν„Έ μ€ν–‰λ‹΅κ²Œ μ•±μœΌλ‘œ μ‰½κ²Œ κ³„μ’Œ μ—΄κ³ , μΊμ‹œλ°± μ£Όκ³ , 좕ꡬ ꡬ단 μŠ€ν°μ„œλ„ ν•˜λ©΄μ„œ 미친 듯이 컀짐 5. 2024λ…„μ—λŠ” λΉ„μ „ λ±…ν¬κΉŒμ§€ μΈμˆ˜ν•˜λ©΄μ„œ 고객이 290만~300만 λͺ…κΉŒμ§€ λŠ˜μ–΄λ‚¨ κ·ΈλŸ¬λ‹ˆκΉŒ 인ꡬ 650만 λ‚˜λΌμ—μ„œ 성인 절반 이상이 μ—¬κΈ° λˆμ„ λ„£κ²Œ 된 κ±°μ•Ό. 쑸라게 κ±°λŒ€ 은행이 λœκ±°μ§€πŸ€” 6. λ¬Έμ œλŠ” 이 은행이 자기 κ·Έλ£Ή κ³„μ—΄μ‚¬λ“€ν•œν…Œ μ œλŒ€λ‘œ 담보 없이 λŒ€μΆœμ„ 많이 해쀬고, μž₯뢀도 μ’€ μ΄μƒν•˜κ²Œ μž‘μ•„λ†“μ€ 게 λ“œλŸ¬λ‚˜λ©΄μ„œ μžλ³Έμ μ •μ„±(손싀 흑수 λŠ₯λ ₯)이 법정 μ΅œμ €μΉ˜μ˜ 절반 λ°‘μœΌλ‘œ λ–¨μ–΄μ§„ κ±°μ•Ό. 7. 이걸 쀑앙은행이 눈치까고 γ…ˆλλ‹€ μ‹Άμ–΄μ„œ 11μ›” μ΄ˆμ— κ°•μ œ κ°œμž…ν•˜κ³  μ²­μ‚° 절차λ₯Ό μ‹œμž‘ν•œκ±°. 8. κ·Έλž˜μ„œ 11μ›” 3~4일뢀터 앱이 λ‹€μš΄λ˜κ³  κ³„μ’Œκ°€ λ‹€ 동결됨 μ‚¬λžŒλ“€μ€ λ‹Ήμ—°νžˆ μ‘΄λ‚˜ 놀라지. κ°‘μžκΈ° 자기 λˆμ„ ν•˜λ‚˜λ„ λͺ» λΉΌλŠ” μƒνƒœκ°€ λμœΌλ‹ˆκΉŒ;;; 9. λ‹Ήμ—°ν•˜κ²Œλ„ λ‚œλ¦¬κ°€ λ‚˜μ„œ μ‹œλ―Όλ“€μ΄ 거리둜 μŸμ•„μ Έλ‚˜μ™€μ„œ λΆˆμ§€λ₯΄κ³  κ°œμ§€λž„μ΄ λ‚¬μŒ 10. κ²Œλ‹€κ°€ κ·Ήλ ¬μ‹œμœ„κΉŒμ§€ ν„°μ§€λ‹ˆκΉŒ 쀑앙은행 μ΄μž¬λŠ” λƒ…λ‹€ μ‚¬μž„ν•˜κ³  ν† λ‚Œ γ…‹γ…‹ 그리고 은행 μ°½μ—…μžλž‘ μž„μ› 8λͺ…은 κ΅¬μ†λ˜κ³  κ΄€λ ¨μž 27λͺ…이 κΈ°μ†Œλ˜λŠ” μƒν™©κΉŒμ§€ κ°”μŒ 11. 더 κ³¨λ•Œλ¦°κ±΄, 파라과이 ν˜„μ§ λŒ€ν†΅λ Ή μ‚°ν‹°μ•„κ³  νŽ˜λƒκ°€ 이 κ·Έλ£Ή 주식을 2025λ…„κΉŒμ§€ κ°€μ§€κ³  μžˆμ—ˆκ³ , 쀑앙은행 μ΄μž¬λ„ μžκΈ°κ°€ μž„λͺ…ν•œ μ‚¬λžŒμž„ 12. λ‹Ήμ—°ν•˜κ²Œλ„ μ΄ν•΄μΆ©λŒ λ…Όλž€μ΄ 컀지고 ꡭ민듀은 μ£½μΌλ†ˆμ΄λΌκ³  λ‚œλ¦¬κ°€ λ‚¬μŒ 야당뿐 μ•„λ‹ˆλΌ 자기 λ‹ΉκΉŒμ§€ 탄핡 μͺ½μœΌλ‘œ λŒμ•„μ„œλ‹ˆκΉŒ 본인이 미리 μ«„μ•„μ„œ μ—‡κ·Έμ œ μ˜μƒμœΌλ‘œ μ‚¬μž„ν•œλ‹€κ³  λ°œν‘œν•¨;;; 13. 근데, μ‚¬μž„ λ°œν‘œν• λ•Œ λŒ€ν†΅λ Ήμ΄ ν–ˆλ˜ λ°œμ–Έμ΄ λ¬Έμ œκ°€ 됨 μ΄λ†ˆμ΄ λ‚˜λΌ μ•ˆμ •μ„ μœ„ν•΄μ„œ μ‚¬μž„ν•˜λŠ”κ±°λΌλ©΄μ„œ μ‚¬κ³ΌλŠ” ν–ˆμ§€λ§Œ μ±…μž„μ€ λͺ…ν™•νžˆ 인정 μ•ˆν•˜λŠ” λ‘λ£¨λ­‰μŠ¬ν•œ λŠλ‚ŒμœΌλ‘œ μ–˜κΈ°ν•œκ±°. κ΅­λ―Όλ“€ λΆ„λ…ΈλŠ” κ·Έμ•Όλ§λ‘œ ν™”μ‚° λŒ€ν­λ°œπŸ™‰ 14. μ§€κΈˆ μ§„ν–‰ 상황은 예금자 보호기금으둜 μš°μ„  1인당 μ΅œλŒ€ μ•½ 1,000만 κ³ΌλΌλ‹ˆ(λŒ€λž΅ 1,675λ‹¬λŸ¬, 우리돈 227λ§Œμ›) 정도 λ¨Όμ € μ£Όκ³ , 전체 보호 ν•œλ„λŠ” μ΅œμ €μž„κΈˆ 75λ°°(μ•½ 3만 8천 λ‹¬λŸ¬, 우리돈 μ•½ 5μ²œλ§Œμ›)κΉŒμ§€μž„ 15. λŒ€λΆ€λΆ„μ˜ μ†Œμ•‘ μ˜ˆκΈˆμžλŠ” μ „μ•‘ 받을 κ°€λŠ₯성이 λ†’μ§€λ§Œ, ν•œλ„ λ„˜λŠ” μ‚¬λžŒλ“€μ€ 은행 μžμ‚° μ²˜λΆ„ν•΄μ„œ νšŒμˆ˜ν•΄μ•Ό κ°€λŠ₯ν•΄μ„œ μ‹œκ°„μ΄ 였래 κ±Έλ¦¬κ±°λ‚˜ 일뢀 손싀이 λ‚  ν™•λ₯ λ„ λ†’μŒ 지급은 μ–΄μ œλΆ€ν„° 본격적으둜 μ‹œμž‘λ˜λŠ” 쀑인데, λ±…ν¬λŸ° κ°œν„°μ§πŸ˜° κ΅­λ―Όλ“€ μž…μž₯에선 μ§„μ§œ μ’†λœ μƒν™©μž„ μ›”κΈ‰Β·μ—°κΈˆΒ·μƒν™œλΉ„κ°€ λ‹€ 이 μ€ν–‰μœΌλ‘œ λ“€μ–΄μ˜€λ˜ μ‚¬λžŒλ“€μ΄ κ°‘μžκΈ° 돈 ν•œ 푼도 λͺ» μ“°κ²Œ 됐고, 월세·식비·병원비도 λͺ» λ‚΄λŠ” μ‚¬λžŒμ΄ μ†μΆœν•¨ μ—°κΈˆ λ°›λŠ” 노인듀도 영ν–₯을 λ°›μ•˜κ³ , 지점 μ•žμ— 쀄 μ„œμ„œ 돈 달라고 μ†Œλ¦¬μΉ˜κ³ , λ‹€λ₯Έ 은행 μ•±κΉŒμ§€ μ‚¬λžŒλ“€μ΄ λͺ°λ €μ„œ λ‹€μš΄λ˜κ³  λ‚œλ¦¬κ°€ 남 파라과이 μ§€κΈˆ μ™„μ „ μ§€μ˜₯μž„ μ†Œμ•‘μ€ μ’€ 빨리 λ‚˜μ˜¬μ§€ λͺ°λΌλ„, λͺ‡λ°±λ§Œ 원 이상 λ„£μ–΄λ‘” μ‚¬λžŒλ“€ μž…μž₯에선 μ–Έμ œ μ–Όλ§ˆλ‚˜ λŒλ €λ°›μ„μ§€ 아직 λΆˆν™•μ‹€ν•΄μ„œ λ©˜νƒˆμ΄ λ‹€ λ‚˜κ°„ μƒνƒœλΌλŠ”κ±°. 이런거 보면 λΉ„νŠΈμ½”μΈμ΄ 닡인거 같기도 ν•˜κ³ ;;; 이건 근데, 뒀에 λ­”κ°€ μžˆκΈ΄ν•¨. λ”λŸ¬μš΄ ꡬ린내가 μ‘΄λ‚˜κ²Œ λ‚˜κ±°λ“ πŸ€”
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SimonM 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ retweeted
Fans of Valenciennes, who are now near the bottom of Frances 3rd division, have begun playing circus music from the crowds during their games... I promise you this is the best thing you will see today... 😭
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SimonM 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ retweeted
Stephen Miller: This whole period that happened after World War II where the West began apologizing and groveling and beggingβ€” Host: I don't even know what you're talking about right now. I asked you if there would be an election in Venezuela.
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SimonM 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ retweeted
Oh, the women's soccer team is playing. Let's check it out... Darn, they're down 2-1 late...
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SimonM 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ retweeted
Bro I’m crying 🀣
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SimonM 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ retweeted
Please enjoy the Fox interview we have all been waiting for. This is just amazing. He’s turning on his biggest supporters. Five stars. No notes. The best part is when even the FOX host scoffs. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸ‘πŸ‘ Let’s just let ourselves have this moment. We’ve all earned it.
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SimonM 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ retweeted
I honestly cannot comprehend how anyone can possibly oppose what he just said in this clip.
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SimonM 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ retweeted
I've been in politics for a quarter century. It's hard to express how staggering it is to see a conversation like this on corporate US media. The Morning Joe panel gobsmacked by the directness of @AbdulElSayed's points. (clip via @DropSiteNews)
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SimonM 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ retweeted
Lego SPFL
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SimonM 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ retweeted
The unintentionally funniest ad of the campaign.
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SimonM 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ retweeted
This map shows the most popular country for young Europeans aged 18 to 34 to emigrate to. Very glad to see Australia featured in a European map that isn't about Eurovision...
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SimonM 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ retweeted
This video will change your life ‼️‼️
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SimonM 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ retweeted
Replying to @myrogeniche
a) cant believe Cheryl Cole started in a girl group she looks so out of place she is a serious classy lady b) 'you cant mistake my biology'? is it a terf anthem? c) the choreo being the result of just showing it to them once individually then hoping for the best all this is cray
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SimonM 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ retweeted
This is devastatingly bad
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SimonM 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ retweeted
Fox News caught on a hot mic last night trying to figure out how to lie to us.
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SimonM 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ retweeted
So is JD Vance making his move to 25th amendment Trump and become President ?!?? Yes he is …bookmark it !
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SimonM 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ retweeted
Here’s what I’ve learned, old doesn’t equal wise and it’s laughable you think you’re intimidating.
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SimonM 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ retweeted
This should be enough to end his career as a TV host 🀭
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SimonM 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ retweeted
Elon Musk is fucked now.
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