Former politico Dad who ✍️ jest (@newyorkerhumor/ @mcsweeneys/@weeklyhumorist/@pointsincase/@frazzledhumor/@slackjawhumor/ etc.). Novel forthcoming.
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After a long sabbatical, going to resume for frequent posting. On threads. Join me there. threads.com/@jeremyshooper?i…
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Been with my husband 22 years. In all that time, they still haven’t managed to punch up this lame fucking cringe line.
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Political violence is evil and indefensible. It's a cancer that will feed off itself and spread. Charlie Kirk is a human being with a family. Harming him or anyone else for their political views is disgusting and will rip this country apart and hurt everyone.
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"As a multigenerational proxy for heterosexual dating, I even better understand the need for both the bully and the bullied alike to hear and see only the framework of functional man-woman unions."
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Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride
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Weird, I was told that the number one issue facing Americans today was transgender ten year olds playing soccer with their friends
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Thinking of President Biden and Dr. Jill Biden on this historic day. I’m sending them gratitude and love for their service to our country. 🇺🇸❤️💙
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NBC exit poll shows 47% of voters TRUST HARRIS MORE to handle the economy.
This is huge for democrats!!
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Sabrina Carpenter Registered 27,000 Voters on Tour, Engaged More Voters Through HeadCount Than Any Artist in 2024 variety.com/2024/music/news/…
“Pay no attention” should be the motto of The Ben Shapiros of the world who are choosing a dangerous monster when every fiber of their being knows better.
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