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so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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мой любимый скрин
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Send me your favorite Star Wars / Anakin edits; this is mine
Boomers love Star Wars cuz it’s democracy-slop Zoomers love Anakin cuz he’s a fascist incel
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aaaahhhh
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do you guys also fantasize about explaining stuff you like to others
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Replying to @wheat_btw
если мужчины такие умные почему они не придумали женщину 2
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The average man lives a life where suicide is a reasonable option at any given moment
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i wasted my entire day today and yesterday, and also the past couple of years
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"why are you wearing the same outfit two days in a row??" Washing machines exist??? (I did not put it in the washing machine)
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26 yaşındayım 10 yıl önce hayal ettiğim hiçbir şeyi başaramadım ve bunun ağırlığı altında eziliyorum
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пусть ии забирает работу мне-то она нахуя. но я заберу деньги ему-то они нахуя
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I learned english because i wanted to play video games actually
u learned english bc u wanna talk to us. we didn’t learn yall language cuz we don’t wanna talk to yall
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We don't have enough empathy for unemployed young people
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Mario Fans Sound Like This Sometimes
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Do you guys also fantasize about explaining stuff you like to others
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If you know what movie this is from, you are probably so smart and sexy and deserve a steamy dry hump sesh. It’s the law.
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i dont even fuck around and i still find out
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got kicked out of a vietnamese restaurant they banh mi pho life
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