@guidedblight

death’s perfect shine is in my eyes ⛓️

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2020
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I missed biceptember by 2 days sorry
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Forget cub face why the fuck is everyone suddenly into clowns. What is wrong with all of you
adam@chantybeluga11h
everyone talks about bear face but i think we need to start having a serious conversation about cub face
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Max Keeble’s Big Mood retweeted
Columned@Columned_13h
Bless the Maker and His Water
the lesser known fourth head of Cerberus@ethanrants_13h
Part Three looking like it’s roughly 40% Messiah, 20% Children of Dune, and 40% Denis doing whatever the fuck he wants.
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I would let him shove a cutwater up my ass and drink it out of my belly button
Dan
@KettlebellDanOct 26
what you think about this meal says a lot about you
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pattoune@leanfloatOct 25
Am i grey loot
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I’m the fat hatemosher
dakota 🇵🇸🔻@deathgripshawtyOct 24
come on down to the hardcore show we Got someone's dad in a metal battle jacket , Two genuine children linking arms and spinning , Guy protecting his gf from the Fat Hatemosher, and One former member of the United States Military . It's lit
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The craziest thing about wild horse 9 is the trailer is kind of insufferable and then it’s like. his literal best film out of nowhere
van watches movies
@alejandroxpadiOct 22
I like Martin McDonagh and I’m sure I’m going to love Wild Horse Nine but my god I am tired of seeing that trailer
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This Frontierer album
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….I’m h****
Vic Mensa
@VicMensaOct 21
.@AbdulElSayed is strong af 😂 premiering now!! watch here: youtu.be/-Qpq-XQpk1Y
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I’m going to commit a form of violent 4D suicide that physicists will be lecturing on the fundamental paradoxes of for the next decade
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A24 you fat wide back big neck nasty ugly broke bitch move the slayground release date back to October (where it was clearly going to pair with this) instead of dumping it in JANUARY. UGLY.
Bloody Disgusting
@BDisgustingOct 21
On October 30, Alamo Drafthouse invites audiences nationwide to celebrate Jeremy Saulnier's GREEN ROOM with 10th anniversary screenings at select locations! Attend and grab a FREE limited-edition popcorn bucket for Saulnier's new @A24 movie SLAYGROUND. Tickets available NOW.
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California mogs so bad it’s like insane
American Nostalgia
@AmericanNstlgOct 21
Which State has the best flag? Be honest.
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The game awards is going to need an in memoriam segment at this point
Geoff Keighley
@geoffkeighleyOct 22
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Emma🪐✨ ~ #SaveMassEffect@catalanufa_Oct 21
whole timeline in suicide watch fuck you ea
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BioWare
@biowareOct 21
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You know the movies good because people like this have been reductively whining about it for 4 straight days on here
pretend this is a red star: ⭐️@bog_obeliskOct 20
Nathan Fielder made the one millionth movie about the extremely overplayed postmodernist idea that “truth like isn’t real bro” and everyone’s acting like that’s somehow good and not a decadent sickness infecting our critical faculties
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Just stumbling and blabbering to sound smarter than whatever the most recent popular movie is. We have seen this extensively since 2017, wrap it up.
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It’s so awesome that you had an acclaimed director making a Halloween movie and dumped this in a January slot
A24
@A24Oct 20
What you can’t remember will haunt you. Halloween is only the beginning in Jeremy Saulnier’s run-like-hell thriller SLAYGROUND, in theaters January 29.
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We get it man.
Paul Tassi
@PaulTassiOct 19
You aren't gonna want to hear which Bungie dev team I think would be switched over to work on Battlefront 3
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4_4@puke106Oct 19
Probably the most important tweet ive ever seen
maybe not@here2daygone2mm6 Jan 2022
my coworker be losing his fucking mind bro LMAOOOO what is this
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