@gvicks

Once read balance sheets. Now I read the people who move them. Different pages, same instinct. https://xitter.cf/t.co/KBy8nlwk4G

 India
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Joined February 2009
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Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume? Me: That’s when I went to Yale. Interviewer: That’s impressive. You are hired. Me: Thanks. I really need this Yob.
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Some people can make “have some more” sound like an invitation. Others make it sound like a court order.
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Sabrina
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opening up about feelings feels like i'm peeling my own skin off.
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@gvicks3h
I have a growing realisation that the word “approximately” is holding my entire life together.
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Bought Reese's for Halloween, not for the trick or treaters though, they just get candy corn.
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I just finished the book “101 mating positions”, and I was really disappointed. Turns out—-it’s a book about chess.
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@gvicks4h
I want to fall madly in love. Then I remember how much explaining myself that would involve.
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@gvicks5h
I respect everyone's right to an opinion. I just wish people exercised it less frequently.
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@gvicks6h
Some days I feel like making a difference. Other days I just want to know who's been eating my biscuits.
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@gvicksOct 13
Lust loves the mystery. Love survives the discovery.
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I have a growing realisation that the word “approximately” is holding my entire life together.
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Lori@Cornjerker787 Oct 2025
When you’re stuck in a car with someone who’s playing tunes you hate…that’s trap music
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If you wait there long enough Eventually you’ll be early for whatever is coming up
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Mr.Carter@dexteristwisted4h
When your friend has zero filter Me I'm that friend
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Wife: “How about a little foreplay first?” Me: “Sure. I can give you five or six-play if you’re feeling ambitious.” Wife: I really should’ve paid attention in sex ed. *silence* *I lose again*
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Lori@Cornjerker787 Oct 2025
Life: I’m out of lemons is Pepsi ok?
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chandana
@chandanas4h
My words echoed
moments of silence,
a poetry of perseverance. 
My language became love,
#start to end: I was alphabets
in random order,
a poem
only in silence. #FoxProse #vss365
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Mr.Carter@dexteristwisted4h
Me: your so gorgeous Her: you're... thanks Me: blocked
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Anyone know how to buy some years back? Do you have to buy them singly or can you buy them in a package. I need to buy 15-20 years . . . more if they're not too expensive.
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Sabrina
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sometimes when i stop at a gas station, i imagine what it would look like in an apocalypse. broken mirrors, almost everything inside raided and maybe a little blood here and there
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