@MonkeysMarch

Everything is funny to me 😁😂🤣 🇺🇲🇵🇷

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Joined August 2012
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I'm a social vegan, I don't like meet.
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BEAVE
@Beaveinflow7h
Watching a group of white people dance is a full-body secondhand embarrassment experience.
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@Beaveinflow6h
Well, well, well, if it isn’t another reason to fake my own death and start over.
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𝙳𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚕𝚊𝚑@Noshitdelilah13h
I vote for you as Sexiest Man Alive.
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Jen@SleepEatScream21h
You can’t change people and their crazy but you can definitely keep your distance from it.
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James@jameswilloutOct 26
The taxman is the only guy who fucks me in the ass…
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@gvicks16h
I have a growing realisation that the word “approximately” is holding my entire life together.
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@Nickynbr22h
Reflecting
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Milkman Savage@silkymilky14Oct 26
I keep catching 420 and 1111 on the clock recently but only one of those times makes my wishes come true
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Stu, For Real@StuForReal20h
Don't even talk to me until i've had my living vivisection
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Not You Again.@NotYouAgain66Oct 26
You think this is good you should see me at parties
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Not You Again.@NotYouAgain66Oct 26
Me im just here to be simply adorable with all the right words
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@A_B00SEOct 27
Some people only keep secrets that protect themselves.
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🇨🇦 Smokey 🇨🇦@420iloveweed23h
Just remembered it's Tuesday. You know what to do ladies. And if making tacos wasn't your first thought we definitely need to be friends.
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One Awkward Mom@oneawkwardmomOct 26
These are my emotional support t-rex hands while I sleep
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KrispyKreme 💜🍒
@Kristinaann103123h
Sorry, I took a little break off here last night. Sometimes I’m just exhausted lol 😆 Please try to be patient with me when getting back to everyone
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Forward March@RunOldManOct 26
I'm sorry my post made you feel uncomfortable . . . bwahahaha, no I'm not.
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Jen@SleepEatScreamOct 5
Sometimes happiness finds you when you least expect it. - me, enjoying my coffee in silence.
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Not You Again.@NotYouAgain66Oct 26
When its underwhelming just call me old reliable
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@gvicksOct 27
I find it suspicious when someone is cheerful before breakfast. What exactly are you celebrating?
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DaddyJew@DaddyJew17h
real freak flag recognize real freak flag
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