One and a Haf (@hafomatic) header
One and a Haf (@hafomatic) profile picture

engineer, innovation @deutschetelekom telco&IoT expert, island life explorer

Berlin, Germany
Joined May 2013
Photo by One and a Haf (@hafomatic)Photo by One and a Haf (@hafomatic)Photo by One and a Haf (@hafomatic)Photo by One and a Haf (@hafomatic)Photo by One and a Haf (@hafomatic)Photo by One and a Haf (@hafomatic)Photo by One and a Haf (@hafomatic)Photo by One and a Haf (@hafomatic)Photo by One and a Haf (@hafomatic)Photo by One and a Haf (@hafomatic)
One and a Haf retweeted
- Restaurants have no moat. - Anyone can vibecook their own meal. - You can build your own burger at home at a fraction of the cost it takes you to get it from a restaurant. - If a restaurant builds a really good recipe, copycats will instantly reverse taste it and steal it. Restaurants are dead.
359
614
159
9,075
459,542
One and a Haf retweeted
Ja kad nabrajam društvo koje dolazi da izblejimo
pederi, crnci, islamisti, woke revolucionari, anarhisti i ljevičari noćas su ugrabili vlast.....neka Bog čuva SAD i cijeli svijet
1
106
1,448
16,049
Narrator: it _is_ a crypto problem
Binance Founder, CZ, issues big WARNING. "If a crypto exchange can be hacked, banks are in a worse position." "This is not just a #crypto problem. This is actually a much wider information security problem."
1
1
4
241
One and a Haf retweeted
it’s everywhere now
Wake up babe the Democrats are Andor posting
16
2,189
40
22,314
421,071
One and a Haf retweeted
Yall wouldn’t survive a day in Berlin
Respectfully, if I am at a show and I look down and I see someone getting their dick sucked…I’m calling not only security but I’m calling the cops. Ya’ll are fucking diabolical.
103
365
74
13,230
1,118,328
One and a Haf retweeted
Socialism is the fire department saving your house. Capitalism is the insurance company denying your claim.
66
449
12
2,682
19,429
After weeks of rioting in Paris no one was killed. Which technically means your child is safer attending a riot in Paris than a school in America.
319
18,384
280
183,999
1,824,590
12
731
15
2,869
25,425
One and a Haf retweeted
The 10 IDF soldier testimonies in the new Der Spiegel article are each sickening in their own way. One detail: The IDF classified "military age" males as "terrorists" which "could mean anywhere from 16 to 60." I immediately thought of Srebrenica. Read the article. Link below.
40
813
40
1,893
93,591
One and a Haf retweeted
“Life cycle.”
45
1,562
63
14,708
186,881
One and a Haf retweeted
gm to this banger tweet 🫡 ☕️ 😃 #deutschfüranfänger
7
57
2,211
One and a Haf retweeted
In the film Naza, Israeli soldiers admitted something I actually didn't know. They said that the AI they are using identified a BAKER as being a supporter of Hamas because someone from Hamas bought bread at the bakery. So Israel KILLED THE BAKER and his entire family.
270
8,340
180
26,990
603,779
One and a Haf retweeted
Na Zlarinu je prije dvadesetak godina izgrađen heliodrom za potrebe hitne medicinske pomoći. U međuvremenu je zatrpan smećem. Sada se traži nova lokacija za gradnju heliodroma jer helikopter slijeće na plažu. Umjesto čišćenja izgradnja novog !? Luda zemlja.
8
4
102
1,294
One and a Haf retweeted
Kad pijani muškarac, makar najbolji frajer na svetu, krene pijan i drogiran da se nudi na žurci punoj žena, te žene će ga smestiti u krevet da SPAVA, proveriti tokom noći da se nije ugušio u sopstvenoj povraćci, i ujutru mu verovatno skuvati kafu. Jebem vam bre više mater bednu.
Replying to @Tourettte
A ako pijan muškarac traži seks i trezna žena pristane - jel to znači da je ona njega silovala? Gluposti.
14
51
3
1,061
20,095
The updated @Google satellite images of #Gaza are quite incredible, for all to see...
4,768
8,235
985
33,577
7,506,678
One and a Haf retweeted
Hes gonna rename iran
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says he has a "big decision" coming up on Iran.
652
3,255
150
76,102
1,391,963
One and a Haf retweeted
Israelis are protesting outside the NAZA filmmaker's *parent's* house calling for them to be put to death
מרדכי דוד, רועי סטאר ועשרות נוספים מפגינים מול בית הוריה של רחל שור, יוצרת נז״א. במהלך המחאה זיהו מפגין נגדי, הקולנוען איתמר רוז, והחלו לרדוף אחריו ולדחוף אותו בקריאות ״עונש מוות לבוגדים״
313
5,109
411
16,243
1,095,548
One and a Haf retweeted
Berlin: City of Decay
1
8
84
2,655
"Dakle, hrvatska policija može čuvati huligane dok krše zakon i blokiraju jednu od glavnih prometnica u glavnom.gradu, ali ne može ostati sat vremena sa ženom koju muž planira ubiti dok paralelno traži muža" 🎯
2
9
2
81
1,160
One and a Haf retweeted
Before AI kills us, can we at least have a few years with the sex bots who do laundry?
431
1,735
153
45,110
1,430,702