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engineer, innovation @deutschetelekom telco&IoT expert, island life explorer

Berlin, Germany
Joined May 2013
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Dileme prosječnog tviteraša
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Bolje i nezaposlen nego da sjediš na sastanku.
e-mail took my job
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Nije dovoljno da čepimo žile nego bi još i stolicu
Zašto još uvek niko nije izmislio čokoladu sa čvarcima?
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Niste mi u stanju ni oba roditelja osigurat 😢
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Kad bih mogao srušiti emocionalne i komunikacijske zidove koje smo sagradili, zanima me jel bi ti bježala meni ili ja tebi?
On this day in 1989, the Berlin Wall comes down. The infamous barrier between East and West stood for exactly 10,315 days.
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Evo i to sam doživo. Ono što je standardna praksa za Božić i Novu godinu sada je i zbog izlaska GTA 6, u firmi proglašen "frozen zone" na taj dan.
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Šta je ovo, zamijenit će nas Slovenci, Njemci, Austrijanci, Bosanci, Česi, Mađari, Poljaci, Slovaci... Pa šta je ovo ljudi? Pa oni ni ne znaju hrvatski jezik. Dobro, možda slovenci znaju jer su živjeli u Jugoslaviji.
Official Tax Administration data for 2025 shows foreigners bought 9,159 properties (~7.8% of all transactions). Ranked by purchases: Slovenia — 2,576 Germany — 1,962 Austria — 875 Bosnia and Herzegovina — 464 Czech Republic — 460 Hungary — 399 Poland — 391 Slovakia — 383
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Jel se možemo bar dogovorit da oružje ne smije biti dostupno građanima, a kamoli luđacima.
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Ja, dok razmišljam kako podesiti agenta da ujutro ode na poštu dići par arbuna, očistit ih, otić po drva, zakurit, tri minute na jednoj, tri na drugoj i to bez da spičkam sve tokene.
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Neku mu pregledaju social media endless scroll feed. Vjerujem da neće biti puno pitanja šta, zašto i kako.
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Ne mogu vjerovat kakav jebeni hommage jugoslavenskom pokretu otpora u zadnjoj epizodi star wars serijala Andor sam tek sad skužio. Podgarić i K67.
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- Restaurants have no moat. - Anyone can vibecook their own meal. - You can build your own burger at home at a fraction of the cost it takes you to get it from a restaurant. - If a restaurant builds a really good recipe, copycats will instantly reverse taste it and steal it. Restaurants are dead.
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Nemate pojma koliko ovo udara u Berlinu
Neću cvet hoću pečeno kestenje
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Ja, kad mi lajkate tvitove
“2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 2 loving parents
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Dolazak zapada u Ameriku u 17. stoljeću
u Ameriku je tada došao Zapad....ovo danas je druga civilizacija
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It's autumn in Berlin, I'm already there.
Get ready for a depression.
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Promidžbena poruka koju bi @mrak cijenio.
Today's inspirational message:
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