hailey (@haileycollom) header
hailey (@haileycollom) profile picture

hailey

@haileycollom

🤷‍♀️

 Winnipeg, Manitoba
instagram.com/hailey.collom
Joined December 2022
  • Tweets658
  • Following175
  • Followers38
30Media
Photo by hailey (@haileycollom)Photo by hailey (@haileycollom)Photo by hailey (@haileycollom)Photo by hailey (@haileycollom)Photo by hailey (@haileycollom)Photo by hailey (@haileycollom)Photo by hailey (@haileycollom)Photo by hailey (@haileycollom)Photo by hailey (@haileycollom)Photo by hailey (@haileycollom)
if i get treated like a church confessional, can i get the church tax exemptions too?
14
1,690
hailey retweeted
sk (@onlyskp1) profile picture
sk@onlyskp1Nov 6
Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can't even imagine.
68
7,965
361
114,766
1,033,144
hailey retweeted
char (@brooklynbroke) profile picture
char@brooklynbrokeNov 6
social anxiety moodboard
Image from char (@brooklynbroke)
Image from char (@brooklynbroke)
Image from char (@brooklynbroke)
Image from char (@brooklynbroke)
137
12,102
815
72,674
1,969,919
There will be a mandatory viewing of Red White and Royal blue tomorrow morning in Texas
11
2,693
54
21,465
188,742
Generational run
Image from Paul “Big Hoss” Johnson (@Goheels58970541)
Image from Paul “Big Hoss” Johnson (@Goheels58970541)
Image from Paul “Big Hoss” Johnson (@Goheels58970541)
61
5,762
185
66,276
1,624,021
hailey retweeted
M1das (@M1das_OW2) profile picture
M1das
@M1das_OW2Nov 4
ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
1,029
44,394
1,031
464,187
5,679,456
social anxiety moodboard
Image from argumentative antithetical dream girl (@dvrcys)
Image from argumentative antithetical dream girl (@dvrcys)
Image from argumentative antithetical dream girl (@dvrcys)
Image from argumentative antithetical dream girl (@dvrcys)
9
4,016
157
27,756
354,540
The one saving grace of this app is that if you go on it past your bedtime sometimes you pull a legendary collective psychosis algorithm where everyone is convinced armageddon is imminent
81
982
32
18,559
208,383
Blocking anyone who is too anxious to leave their toddler with their SPOUSE for a weekend because it’s simply too depressing
22
105
9
1,478
46,656
i think trunk or treat is an affront to god and american car culture degeneracy
60
1,562
89
18,179
313,827
sorry i cant come in to work today ethan klein cheated on his wife and i have to be on the internet all day for that
41
4,266
104
49,850
429,210
the thing about You Can See Everything that i would most call genuinely daring is that it makes you sit in the theater for over an hour thinking that your ticket has gone into Billy's pockets and there's nothing you can do about it
55
1,243
65
34,491
543,219
I like that Amanda Seyfried comes in to do like boilerplate girlfriend post-dinner commentary to Nathan because he is missing that perspective
12
135
5
9,962
145,714
hailey retweeted
🍃 (@cardamomkiss) profile picture
🍃@cardamomkissOct 18
Check out the For You page. There's guy getting killed on roller coaster, guy getting killed in tiger enclosure, children getting killed at school, guy getting killed at football game,
174
3,493
223
53,180
609,718
Replying to @BluebriarArts
We showed a 1980s marketing major modern advertising methods and he hung himself
Image from call me Kaidia (@SwagManswatter)
2
33
1
2,146
33,530
you get 3 nanoseconds to clean ur oatmeal bowl before cement forms
22
1,827
48
26,209
195,507
All children regardless of sex benefit from safe and controlled rough-housing and risk taking. Play wrestling with a parent for example massively improves emotional self regulation in the child. A lot of girls don't get this and people wonder why they're insane by middle school.
Womansplainer (@iWomansplainer) profile pictureWomansplainer
@iWomansplainerOct 15
I had no idea little boys were such BOYS. Toddler absolutely loses his marbles if he doesn’t get his daily dose of roughhousing sometime between the hours of 6 and 7pm each day.
1
462
54
8,394
69,033
hailey retweeted
james (@jms_tny) profile picture
james@jms_tnyOct 12
I do not do anything serious enough at the gym to warrant asking a person how many sets they have left but how does someone sit on a machine at the gym for over 13 minutes without feeling like an insane person. This is not your home
80
134
41
6,742
196,874
hailey retweeted
Mason (@MasonDrm) profile picture
Mason@MasonDrmOct 6
Imagine going on and on about media professionalism and accountability when you own the Winnipeg Sun 🤣🤣
1
4
32
1,065
hailey retweeted
vi (@vanillized) profile picture
vi@vanillizedSep 30
wdym ppl from winnipeg are on twt
142
173
54
2,242
65,232
the fundamental man of tomorrow will only know sports betting, two video games, working in "finance". will be dependent on AI apps for food and water, and will possess reactionary politics based on how podcasters tell him to feel about the hollow void at the centre of his soul
31
752
30
6,682
339,448
Load more