rather well known niche cabaret legend. Swiftie. I talk too much. words in @Looper @IndieWire @vulture @slashfilm @PhillyInquirer & opinions are mine. she/her

Philadelphia, PA
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the john wick movies make sense to me because if someone fucked with my dog I’d do all the stuff he did
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nina(delphia) (existential dread version) retweeted
I also love that being compared to Saddam Hussein just rolled off Trump’s and every other Republicans’ back. That was the actual insult guys!
Who could've guessed the joke would've baited Trump into spending the last week of the election talking more about his White House renovations?
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nina(delphia) (existential dread version) retweeted
Jonathan there are Nazis in the White House
To describe Marc Chagall as anything other than a Jewish artist or to celebrate neighborhoods like Brighton Beach and Rego Park but not describe their Jewish character ​are just the latest examples of the Mayor's relentless, pathological campaign to erase Jews from the story. He does it so often that one has to assume that this is not ignorance or accidental, but a deliberate effort to normalize antisemitism and marginalize Jewish New Yorkers. It’s despicable.
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I want to kiss that protestor on the MOUTH!!!!!!!
A protester yelled "Shove that ballroom up your fat ass" to Trump at his rally in Mississippi on Monday night. This clip contains two versions of the moment. The first is how it aired on a livestream. In the second I increased the audio for that moment.
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nina(delphia) (existential dread version) retweeted
More attention needs to be paid to the Saddam part of the quip and less the Cheesecake Factory part of the quip. Like, Obama was clocking Trump as a dictator with bad taste and we're just yada yada-ing past the first part and focusing on the second part.
Trump is BIG MAD about Obama saying the White House now looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory: "He's not a smart guy. He's not smart at all ... for you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president"
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this goes hard as FUCK
Republicans, they're not like us.
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my biggest philly flex is that as a kid I trick or treated on Elfreth’s Alley because it was next to my house :)
Genuine question: do kids that live downtown in big cities like NYC go Trick-or-Treating?
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but that said Delancey was the Place to Be if you wanted the GOOD CANDY real philly kids know
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nina(delphia) (existential dread version) retweeted
Saying “I hate Jewish people” is antisemitism Saying “I hate Israel for committing genocide” is NOT antisemitism. Hope this helps.
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nina(delphia) (existential dread version) retweeted
6/7/13 the vanderpump rules premiere
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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nina(delphia) (existential dread version) retweeted
The president and First Lady probably met through a pedophile sex trafficker and Trump faces a new allegation of rape today but it’s hardly making front page news
"The evidence, much of it still hiding behind redactions in DOJ vaults, shows that Trump lied about kicking Epstein out of his Mar-a-Lago club and strongly suggests that Epstein introduced Trump to his wife @MELANIATRUMP." democrats-judiciary.house.go…
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New: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility. w/ @GrahamRayman & @joeanuta politico.com/news/2026/10/26…
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no but it's gonna happen pretty soon because those hands are BRUIIIISED
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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obama should be allowed to piss on this guy's grave first
Trump is BIG MAD about Obama saying the White House now looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory: "He's not a smart guy. He's not smart at all ... for you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president"
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nina(delphia) (existential dread version) retweeted
He would have sued me when I said it live on Fox News, but our pedophile president doesn’t want that discovery—because he’s a pedophile.
Ghetto communist Florida Senate candidate @AngieNixon just called President Trump a pedophile. Hope he sues her.
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nina(delphia) (existential dread version) retweeted
I mean this in the most polite way I can possibly say it, but if you’re voting for republicans because you’re afraid children are getting gender reassignment surgeries, I fear you are the dumbest fucking person on the planet.
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nina(delphia) (existential dread version) retweeted
Yeah I mean imagine if the President appointed his personal attorney as, I don’t know, trying to think of a super important job that could oversee elections. Oh, yes! Attorney General. Could you imagine that???
Can you imagine the reaction from the left if Trump appointed his personal attorney to the Supreme Court and then that Justice closed polls in Dallas, Detroit, Columbus, Philadelphia, Milwaukee and Atlanta and let red counties continue voting? That’s what Lula just did in Brazil
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love that it's getting knocked off the doc charts by a three hour movie made by a freak (complimentary)
Trump: "You know her movie is one of the top movies, maybe the top Melania. You know who went to see it women. Women went to see it 5 times." 🤣🤣
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NO OK THIS ONE *HAS* TO BE A JOKE IT HAS TO
Vance: What unites the Democrats is not a love of country. It is a willingness to bend the knee
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