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Writing as the ADHD allows / @UCR_MFA / 7w6 ENFP ✍🏼 in @Pshares, @havehadhavehad, @MastersReview WIP: One part Florida, two parts megachurch. 🐊 β›ͺ️

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Joined December 2008
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Today I got to hang out w/ Hannah! We met on twitter years ago only to realize we were from the same mega church! 🀯 We reminisced about the β€œcovid lockdown” era of #christiantwitter and she inspired me w/ her current and upcoming writing projects. Follow @hanalyst for updates!πŸ‘€
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every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.
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what doesn’t kill you texts you 6 months later
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Nothing says "party of the working class" like eliminating the agency that ensures workers don't have to clear out jams from live sawblades with their hands.
BREAKING: Republican Congressman Andy Biggs has introduced a bill to abolish OSHA. The entire text of the bill reads "The Occupational Safety and Health Act of 1970 is repealed. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration is abolished."
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The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction. They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones. The Onion CEO says they acquired it because β€œthis is the funniest thing that has ever happened”
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C. S. Lewis, perspective reset
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I am MEGAN: THEE STALLION
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I don't think this is true. Let's run through some examples. 🧡
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The most profound paragraph in all of C. S. Lewis, at least to me
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My favourite Nietzsche quote of all time
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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on twitter before Elon bought and ruined it?
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starting conversations with short people by saying β€œback when i was your height…”
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Who called it Spirit Halloween and not Bloodbath and Beyond?
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JOKER: FOLIE A DEUX? Oh, you mean A Scar Is Born?
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"If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying you want a country based on Christian values, because you don't.” - Jimmy Carter
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here to report that there’s a Cake cover band called β€˜Is It Cake?’
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not enough news outlets are mentioning Sister Act for my liking
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When I was a kid I had to walk to Netflix.
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