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Even in death, Marx mogs you.
My bladder was dry so I just took a selfie
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Was just in NYC all weekend with our family. Never felt safe. So many people in the city who donโ€™t belong. Praying for all involved
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Ozzy Osbourne (1948 - 2025)
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Tyler, The Creator was asked what his favorite character in Super Smash Bros is: "Lucasโ€
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System of a Down's Serj Tankian shares picture of his iMac's storage statistics (2025)
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Lebron is 30, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god
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If I ran for president my platform would unironically be this. Like yes unlimited EBT for everyone thank god, Iโ€™m so happy you can feed your kids!!! I hope everyone can go to the grocery store and get food without stress!
This is the woman who regularly spends $3,000 a trip on EBT Food Stamps at the grocery store She reveals she has 7 kids. She calls it her โ€œEBT Unlimited Cardโ€ because she gets so much money a month for having so many kids Proudly stating โ€œIโ€™m not paying cashโ€ because itโ€™s free
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๐Ÿ’”Renato's family is facing a tough time after his recent detention. They need support for legal fees to keep him with them. Please consider donating or sharing to help. Every bit counts. gofund.me/d7e8eb5a
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If you support selling public lands and youโ€™re not a billionaire youโ€™re just plain stupid
Critical support to Mike Lee. Land use in the West is bonkers, and a privatization scheme would be good. it's all owned by the government and is just used for cattle ranching
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You know it's bad when the mainstream news uses the active voice
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please share this around and donate whatever you can so my friend hera can escape forced marriage!! gofundme.com/f/a-lesbian-escโ€ฆ
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The funniest possible outcome is definitely Trump deporting him.
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