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ryan beenhard

@hashtagpervert

20 year old sexual deviant freak DM me I will be off putting

Joined April 2024
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I get jaded after like 3 weeks of working any job because the average person is so unbelievably stupid and rude that I just wanna kill myself when I think about having to assist them with anything ever
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actually almost fell for this #Wbait
TAY CAPONE ‼️ (@TaySixO) profile pictureTAY CAPONE ‼️@TaySixONov 5
Bol bol use to do this same shit but everybody tried to alter his game and bench him for playing this way for his size instead of letting him flourish like they do Wemby .
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first black woman” “first latina” “first openly gay man” “first latino” “first black man” “first muslim” “first native american” “first trans woman” “first Palestinian” WELCOME BACK UNITED STATES OF WOKE
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slowly learning that everyone on this app is genuinely demented and not to be taken seriously or interacted with
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I fucking hate this whiny ass loser man all he ever does is complain that's why nobody cares about your rings thats why you dont got an mvp thats why you aint been to the finals since golden state CAUSE YOURE A BUM!!!!! KEVIN DURANT YOU ARE A BUM YOU CANT LEAD NO TEAM NOWHERE!!!!
BIG SARGE MEDIA LLC (@BigSargeSportz) profile pictureBIG SARGE MEDIA LLC
@BigSargeSportzNov 3
Here is the full exchange that happened in the press conference after the Rockets victory over the Boston Celtics between Rockets forward Kevin Durant and @ByVarunShankar from the Houston Chronicle. #Rockets #Sarge @TheRocketsWire
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They’re finally #noticing
Big Steph ☘️ (@stephfrom3_) profile pictureBig Steph ☘️@stephfrom3_Nov 3
This is the same roster JB was playing with last year minus Mitch btw. Do you see how fuckin hard it is to hoop with these niggas ? Tatum got 5 turnovers and has to work hard asf for every bucket and when he swing to these niggas it’s basically a turnover
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there's deadass fear in KG's eyes here bro what did randle say to him😭😭😭
Sam (@Bl0cknesMonster) profile pictureSam@Bl0cknesMonsterNov 2
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I literally watch more games than you and I don't even get paid for it. You actually need to lose your job
Anthony Doyle🍉 (@Anthonysmdoyle) profile pictureAnthony Doyle🍉
@AnthonysmdoyleNov 2
People complaining about this, I challenge you to try to watch at least 20 games of every single team, end to end, in a single season. Its fucking hard. Its SO much basketball.
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yeah man luke kornet minutes are absolutely better than this 👍 you're so right bro, there's nothing wrong with how every time kornet subs into the game the other team immediately goes on a run, our lineups are totally sensible
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Mr Ass (@JohnchoVilla) profile pictureMr Ass
@JohnchoVillaNov 3
There’s just absolutely no way people genuinely believe Reed minutes mean that much man. They saw a couple pre season games and started this outrageous incessant need to find minutes for someone through 10 games. None of this is sabotage or some sort of incompetent decision making. It’s just strategic/typical long term play lol
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Luka (@Flydie_Lwood) profile picture
Luka@Flydie_LwoodNov 2
See what I mean? This tweet would make perfect sense if you were talking about A Job, where you are entering into a contractual relationship exchanging labour for compensation but is a completely insane way to talk about a hobby that is entirely voluntary. xitter.gq/emyjaegerbmb/status/21…
🌙SPOOKTOBER WEEIFU♥️ (@emyjaegerbmb) profile picture🌙SPOOKTOBER WEEIFU♥️@emyjaegerbmbOct 31
This ao3 discourse is really highlighting to me that a lot of people genuinely believe “you will create and get nothing and be happy” is a sustainable model for fanfiction.
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dude did we watch the same video😭😭😭😭 the concept of a christmas themed rap song about cranberry flavored sprite centered around lebron james is fucking hilarious no matter how you spin it man😭😭😭😭
melissa, sadistik ejakulator (@malignanttrog) profile picturemelissa, sadistik ejakulator@malignanttrogNov 2
why the fuck was this ad such a big meme back in 2018, what was so goddamn funny about sprite fucking cranberry
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ok its not a rap song its just a christmas themed trap beat but my point still stands like how do you not find this funny
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been sustainable for literally all of history up until this very moment so idk why you're all acting like whiny stuck up little bitches. What do you people want? money? because monetizing fan content is BLATANTLY illegal.
🌙SPOOKTOBER WEEIFU♥️ (@emyjaegerbmb) profile picture🌙SPOOKTOBER WEEIFU♥️@emyjaegerbmbOct 31
This ao3 discourse is really highlighting to me that a lot of people genuinely believe “you will create and get nothing and be happy” is a sustainable model for fanfiction.
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.@BanCajunFriesNov 2
i mean if you can't go up to a girl you find attractive and spit some game then you're gonna lose. if shy people wanna be social, they're going to have to actually speak up or get left behind.
Woland ⚜🇵🇸 (@stendhalist) profile pictureWoland ⚜🇵🇸@stendhalistNov 2
It's very cool how so many people think you being different, ie shy or ugly or neurodivergent or whatever, is some sort of moral failing you need to be punished for
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I genuinely dont respect you if you watch this lying virtue signaling bum
🜲⛓️CHARTREUSE⛓️ 🜲 (@Sith_Religions) profile picture🜲⛓️CHARTREUSE⛓️ 🜲@Sith_ReligionsNov 2
THIS NIGGA IS SUCH A DICKHEAD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Image from 🜲⛓️CHARTREUSE⛓️ 🜲 (@Sith_Religions)
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when the average skill level for an integral game mechanic is so high that casual enjoyment of the game is literally impossible you kinda have a massive problem on your hands. Forgive me for not wanting to sink hours into training my reflexes and fast twitch movements for a game
Zarlet (@_z4rlet_) profile pictureZarlet@_z4rlet_Nov 3
ik this sounds pathetic but it really upsets me that the version of the game i grew up playing is the minority and the game mode that goes against the game’s very foundation is considered the norm now
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it's ok if your husband is ugly and disgusting and you dont wanna fuck him but dont project that on the rest of the world ok? most people find partners theyre actually attracted to
Madelaine Hanson (@MadelaineLucyH) profile pictureMadelaine Hanson
@MadelaineLucyHNov 2
Replying to @MadelaineLucyH
Ok more context: your girlfriend isn’t Sydney Sweeney in lingerie. She’s Katie who works in Costco and she does not smell good. She’s been wearing the same unwashed sweatpants for a three days and she’s scratching her public hair and wiping snot off her chin.
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twitter user finds out professional athletes often mentor children with a passion for their given sport
Milkshake🥛🌸 (@olawalaramiee) profile pictureMilkshake🥛🌸@olawalaramieeNov 2
you groomed a child??????????????
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When you've known you're gonna die by suicide since you were like 7 years old but you're still here anyways as if you deserve to stick around
Image from Sanji of hungrytwt // sanjis husband pipo (@strayraay)
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they should invent a family with good music taste
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