Just wanted to say my name is also Elon Musk, not to be mistaken with the other Elon Musk that everyone knows. And that I, Elon Musk, but not that Elon Musk, indiscriminately drinks piss. Bring me your piss and I’ll drink it. Yum yum in mouth
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We're going to find out Loeffler knew she would lose 3 weeks ago and bought a ton of stock in Warnock
Spanfeller made Deadspin almost unviewably difficult to read through. No one—not a single human being—wants to be bombarded by so many ads in so many different ways. It’s the worst UX for a blog I’ve ever seen. It is very herb-like and it sucks. It’s dark and cynical UX. JFC
@metronetfiber You could at the very least acknowledge there’s a huge outage and that you’re working on it instead of leaving all your customers wondering what the hell is happening. Phones not working. No FB or Twitter updates. Cool. I don’t have to work from home or anything.
@metronetfiber And when I CAN get past the busy signal on your phone line, it’s a looped message about the TV service which, to be honest, DOES NOT MATTER.
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MJ, @jaytatum0 and @zionwilliamson know… the best are fueled by the best.
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Donald Trump has been exposed as a failure who was allowed to thrive because he failed at a time in which politics and government were rearranged to keep his particular genre of failure ever from being fatal. esquire.com/news-politics/po…
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Foles just told us he told Anthony Miller to get the ‘L’ in Falcons in the end zone. The Bears QB was hit as he threw it so he couldn’t see the game-winning touchdown as he went to the turf.
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hooters should rebrand to be less about tits and more about owls. keep the same menu though and just make it owl themed.
