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Melon Musk retweeted
Imo the best rhyme scheme in Battle Rap history, Long Live Bender
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Trump: “We won the election!” Pence:
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We're going to find out Loeffler knew she would lose 3 weeks ago and bought a ton of stock in Warnock
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Melon Musk retweeted
The Irish know how to end a newscast: A favorite son reading Seamus Heaney.
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Trump looks like he is gasping for air
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Trump appears to be wincing in pain while he breathes
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Melon Musk retweeted
MJ, @jaytatum0 and @zionwilliamson know… the best are fueled by the best.
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Donald Trump has been exposed as a failure who was allowed to thrive because he failed at a time in which politics and government were rearranged to keep his particular genre of failure ever from being fatal. esquire.com/news-politics/po…
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Foles just told us he told Anthony Miller to get the ‘L’ in Falcons in the end zone. The Bears QB was hit as he threw it so he couldn’t see the game-winning touchdown as he went to the turf.
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hooters should rebrand to be less about tits and more about owls. keep the same menu though and just make it owl themed.
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i enjoy a cig from time to time. please don't judge.
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"Don't predict, react" I always see folks struggling to predict the next big stock or big mover - but traders aren't psychics. Our job is to look at the setup given and decide if it the probabilities are in our favor! If not, then not! The market gives you what it wants!
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Many people don’t know the true history of “America.” And it shows. It shows badly.
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Corona is a black light and America is a cum-stained hotel room
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However the primaries go, know we’re all in this together. We all want the same things. A good job. A nice day at the park. A ziploc full of chex mix to take to the science museum. A restaurant with pictures on the menu. A board game that doesn’t take an hour to explain.
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Melon Musk retweeted
mickey’s funeral service will be an open casket going down splash mountain
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Can’t wait until I see one of these on the bumper of a double-parked Tesla.
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You’ve got to be kidding me
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