Howard “Stretch” Emery

I related to when Gunna said “hit that pussy like golf ball” in his song Top Off, because I don’t golf very often and when I do golf I hit the golf ball very poorly

ITS HALLOWEEN AND WE MAKING BAD DECISIONS EVIL GANG😈 EVIL GANG😈 EVIL GANG 😈

Realized that I’m going to be working for the clocks changing means I’m at work for an extra hour tn 👎

I wear 34x34 jeans and we are still NOT throwing hands I’m calling my boss and he’s gonna beat you up 😂😂

I WOULD LIKE TO REVOKE MY PREVIOUS SLANDEROUS COMMENTS GO ORANGE BABYYYYY WOOO 🍊🍊🍊🍊

Hands up accountability: pissed the bed last night

So hungover I’m shaking and it may have something to do with the fact I was at the bar until 5:30AM

Boss just told me he’s paying for my spring break for the bars 30 year anniversary I’ve never been so happy

I went back to work and put on the security vest and talking to girls is like shooting fish in a barrel

Guy soft launching transitioning: dude what if I wore a dress for Halloween

Hooooooooly fuck

Called out a girl on ig for wearing the same costume 2 nights in a row and she is NOT happy

Me and @JamesHard2018 beer collection for the afternoon #rinsed

I think I should just stay in the rest of the weekend maybe

I think after last night I should delete Snapchat and also start up my transfer applications

Went to myn friends. House to do rumple shots and I am in shambles

I am Ferb