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Breaking News: Several people were shot near a parade for Kansas Cityβs Super Bowl win, the police said. Two armed people were detained. Follow live updates. nyti.ms/3SWlyzk
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*Childrenβs Mercy Hospital is treating multiple patients. We are unsure if or how many are children.
Please forgive my quick tweets. Working to bring the latest here & on air.
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Get dessert. Eat the cookies in the office.
Stuff cake in your face like there is no tomorrow. #groundhogday
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Join us Dec 8th at 7:30am to learn from KCβs top AI experts about where social media is headed.
Your ticket includes breakfast and coffee. Located at the KU Edwards Campus.
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That change -- reversing a policy @GovLauraKelly had in place for more than 4 years -- makes Kansas an outlier among US states on this issue. Only a few others allow no changes in birth certificates for their transgender residents. #ksleg
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Kansas will no longer change transgender people's birth certificates to reflect their gender identities, @KDHE says, citing the new law that prevents the state from legally recognizing those identities. #ksleg
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Mommy vloggers are obsessed with idealizing educational neglect π«
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This is what vibes with no analysis gets you. The people concerned about burning coal are actually the exact same people promoting unions and giving a shit about mine workers.

ALT Oliver anthony: Peoples crying bout burning coal, but not the poor souls whose digging it. I reckon there's been a many good man in the grave trying to keep our houses lit. Down in the oil fields, the pipelines, the linemen, the coal mines. So we can sit at home and plug in new fangled bullshit.
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Replying to @hidama
Not quite what you were asking for, but close:
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Expect heat indices across the area as high as 105-110 this afternoon. Isolated thunderstorms will also be possible Friday afternoon and evening. Widespread
severe weather is unlikely, however a few storms could produce gusty winds. Cooler weather returns this weekend.

ALT 2 maps. The first is of expected heat indices across the area. Max values of 105-110 will be possible. Second map shows the severe outlook for Friday afternoon. There is a marginal risk for severe weather across central Missouri and the northern half of the KC Metro. The primary hazard will be gusty winds.
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.@chaykak trained an A.I. tool on 150,000 of his words to create a bot that could write like him. Could Robot Kyle take his job? nyer.cm/82B4ZR0
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What I'm hearing is being fat and woke will eventually lead to world peace.
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The guy who didnβt mark my order as delivered after handing me my food (so he would be able to communicate beyond the 30 minutes after delivery) texted me three images of himself and asked if I had a bf was using a womanβs account. In conclusion that account was terminated lol
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Police raid Kansas newspaper office and ownerβs home, seize records and computers cnn.com/2023/08/13/us/kansasβ¦
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The girlies are signing up for these delivery apps and then letting their canβt pass the background check boyfriends work under their account.
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I bring a sort of ENTHUSIASTIC ACCORDION KNIGHT vibe to the CLASSROOM that SERIOUS SCHOLARS don't really like
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If you are pregnant and working during your pregnancy, you should have the right to workplace accommodations.
Thatβs why I was so proud to champion and pass the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act into law.
And now the Biden administration is taking needed steps to implement it!
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Some parenting advice that I follow at most 12% of the time is that it is slightly less annoying to make food that *you want* to eat and then make a helping for your kids (that they donβt eat) than to make them an entirely separate meal (that they inevitably also do not eat).
























