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Lover. Father. Mother. Artist. Visionary. Question asker. Warrior. Class of '39. Mama bear 🐻. 3 time pussy bacteria colony survivor.

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Joined February 2026
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buttws
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every time i see a minor with DO NOT GROOM in their bios or pinned posts i imagine prospective pedophiles reacting like this
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so when people draw the sp kids nowadays and they look way more like teenagers than 10 year olds do people now assume theyre aged up or are we still in the era of people acting like theyre still supposed to be 10 in those drawings
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WHY DOES THIS SHIT HAVE SIX HUNDRED LIKES???????????
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im so pissed off ive made posts way more deserving of now SEVEN HUNDRED likes im glad this resonated with everyone....?!?!??!!
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so when people draw the sp kids nowadays and they look way more like teenagers than 10 year olds do people now assume theyre aged up or are we still in the era of people acting like theyre still supposed to be 10 in those drawings
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Trying out WoW Forever and seeing millennials making corny in-character jokes in the RP server General chat
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Saw this and I had to do it with Stan 😭 #sptwt #stanmarsh
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Replying to @Aly_Cernika
I prefer a female masseuse because having a man rub on my body feels really gross and gay to me but I prefer a man for the happy ending because men suck dick better than women. Sorry not sorry.
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Replying to @daturaParoxysm
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hes a sleepy little Kitten 💤💤💤 about to sleep 💤 Awwww
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my boyfriend called me on discord out of nowhere and started streaming a game and i was like Wtf is this and he said so sweetly and earnestly "snoopy vs the red baron!" Ok. Im sorry. Ok...
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Coming back to my middle/high school hyperfixation on crenny #SPcrenny #SouthPark
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Professor handed me my graded midterm and I said bruh out loud
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MORE CRINGE FROM THE UNPOSTED VAULT #spcreek
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*sniffs you curiously with my weird flexible proboscis*
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Listen to the voices, Stan. #SouthPark
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Akademiks heard pizza and got excited as hell
Anderson in the back hearing Mariah Carey’s name and tuning in. 😭
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Been irritating the fuck out of my boyfriend at work with this shit
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'Everyone gets a puppy' party helped kill 20.000 children in Gaza btw
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