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Replying to @Hainy_Jr_II
Pa warren park apa 2015 ndakati ndaiwana 1 room, tapanana mari mushe mushe. Ndaakutopinda mumba paye.. lendaz kwaakuti "saka muchauya nezvinhu riinhi.." ipapo nditori ne property yese pandiri
Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
🚨MATCHDAY🚨
Stock your fridges, lock your bars, and hide your ice — Drunkards FC is hours away! ⚽️🍻
Titanic FC vs Drunkards FC.
14:00hrs.
Kwekwe High School
Expect goals, beers, and chaos. 🍺⚽️🍻
#KwekweInvasion #FinallyTihukinditse
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Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
"4 days! Titanic FC praying for miracles ⛪️, we’re praying for extra cold lagers 🍺. Both will be answered in Kwekwe ⚽️🍻.
Titanic FC vs Drunkards FC
Kwekwe (Amaveni)
Saturday 23 August 2025
1400hrs
#FinallyTihukinditse🍻🍻
#KwekweInvasion⚽️⚽️
#LetsKickIt⚽️⚽️
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Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
This match isn't just about scoring goals, it's about scoring with style after 11 pints!
🍻⚽️ #TipsyTussle
11 Pints FC vs Drunkards FC
Boozy Battle
Saturday 16 August 2024
St Giles.
Kick-off at 1500hrs.
#Tihukinditse🍻
Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
🚨 MARONDERA INVASION LOADING…
We don’t do quiet entries.
Marondera, brace yourself for full volume football and full vibe presence.
This Saturday we raid Rudhaka Stadium!
🆚 MMS FC
🕑 1400hrs
📍 Rudhaka Stadium Pitch No.1
#Tihukinditse🍺 🍻 | #MaronderaInvasion 🍻⚽️
Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
Some clubs pray before a match.
We say: "Barman, make it double." 🍻
See you at Hatfield Girls High — where we pass the ball and pass out in style.
Handlers FC vs Drunkards FC
Hatfield Girls High School
Saturday, 7 June 2025
1500hrs
#finallyTihukinditse🍻🍻
#2025 ⚽️⚽️⚽️
Shasha idzo
🍻 Get ready to raise your glasses!
Drunkards FC vs Mighty Rebels
April 26th
1500hrs
Prince Edward Grounds.
Let's drink to victory! 🏟️🎉 #Tihukinditse🍺 #DrunkardsFC
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#NB Players on the poster are not as fat as seen on the picture 😉 😜
Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
Who said morgues can't be lively? 😄
Buckle up, Gweru! ⚽️
Drunkards FC vs Medical Stars
Mortuary Stadium (Gweru Provincial Hospital)
Saturday!
14:00Hrs
#Tihukinditse🍺
#MatchdayMayhem #CheersToSoccer
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“The capitalists owned everything in the world, and everyone else was their slave. They owned all the land, all the houses, all the factories, and all the money. If anyone disobeyed them they could throw them into prison, or they could take his job away and starve him to death. ”
—George Orwell, 1984
Mandionepi?
#Announcement
#TGIF 🍻
"Drunkards FC loanee #JanuaryDisease has gone back to his home team after a 31 day loan with us. We would also like to announce that the club has signed #Zambezi, #BlackLabel, #Castle, #Jagger and #StellaArtois all on 11 month contracts."
#Tihukinditse
Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
#Announcement
#TGIF 🍻
"Drunkards FC loanee #JanuaryDisease has gone back to his home team after a 31 day loan with us. We would also like to announce that the club has signed #Zambezi, #BlackLabel, #Castle, #Jagger and #StellaArtois all on 11 month contracts."
#Tihukinditse
Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
When you realise tomorrow is a #Friday and you begin thanking @Zambezi_Lager @CastleLagerZW for delivering refreshments to our training facilities. #Tihukinditse🍺
Hatfield Legends vs Drunkards FC
Sat 3 Feb 2024
15:00Hrs
Hatfield Girls High
Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
“Let me take a sip”
This is what @Clibert5 had to say about today’s difficult assignment!
Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
⚽🍺 Drunkards FC, assemble! 🙌 Ready to conquer the soccer field with flair and a pint in hand?
DRUNKARDS FC vs REAL DEAL FC
This Saturday, we kick off the season in style – where goals meet good times. Let the games and the drinks flow! 🍺 ⚽ #DrunkardsFC #SOCCERnSIPS
Ndiripo baba. Inyanzvi iyoo👌
Replying to @fortunechasi
@hmushipe mudhara you should have been on this video....handisi kukuwonai sei?
Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
Our Prayers are with Arnold Tshabangu, a student at University of Cape Town. He is son to one of the most hated man in Zimbabwe.
Peace Love and Unity!!!
Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
It's #PuzzaThursday from the #DrunkardsFamily 😀
Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
My advice to young Zimbabwean people from the bottom of my heart speaking from experience is that if you can leave the country, PLEASE LEAVE NOW!
Don’t waste your youthful days doing nothing when people of your age are progressing elsewhere.
I left Zimbabwe at 23 in 1994 and was able to build the foundation to the life I live today in Britain from my education to my award winning professional career.
I would never have done it in Zimbabwe with only ONE TV station owned by the Government and a collapsed economy run by corrupt politicians.
I secured visas for all my young family members in the past 20 years so that they could have the same head-start I got in life because I knew that they would grow old with nothing to their name if they stayed in Zimbabwe.
Some have now moved from Britain to Australia because they had an opportunity to build their lives in a country where things worked.
The politicians in Zimbabwe have no viable plan for you, you either choose propaganda or you choose to build yourself.
Zimbabwe is a broken nation with no opportunities for young people except for those of a criminal type or those linked to political elites.
I am 52 years old, there are people of my age who have never had a title deed in their name, there are people of my age who have never been on holiday, the same will happen to you if you stick around doing nothing hoping for a miracle to happen.
There are many opportunities for young people across the world, start as a carer in Britain and build yourself up.
Don’t say that nobody didn’t tell you!
Life is one big road with loads of signs, you choose which sign to follow.
To those who have left the country, learn something from my journey, DON’T forget those that you left behind.
Sending them money to buy bread is a sign of responsibility, but it won’t change their lives, you will end up resenting them because they will become an irritating financial burden to you.
Help them get out!
I want to end by saying this, politicians earn their living by selling dreams, it is up to you whether you want to live in Lala-Land or you want to do something about your sorry circumstances.
Zimbabwe is a mess, it will be a mess for a long time unless a miracle happens or someone fearless emerges to take on the corrupt elites and bring revolutionary change.
The current political actors have no ability to change anything or to help you change your lives.
LEAVE and if you do, remember those that you left behind.
RETWET if you agree with this message so that others can see it too!
Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
Replying to @Zvoutete14
Ndakambozviita ndakabroker zvekurevesa...zvandaiwacha nesipo yacho ne chair zvakangosara ipapo
Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
From an ice cream date to mereji😊
Mwana ndaka wifer ini – at Harare, Zimbabwe
Replying to @LadySthree97 @richsibling
ndakazvimirira nemunhu wangu our first date was an ice cream date, asi sisonke 2 years later




























