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#Help crops grow #Agronomist #CropProtectionist #BoozersLiga #Current Drunkards FC Club President #BabaAlessandra zvimwe zvese hazvinabasa

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Joined May 2011
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Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
🚨MATCHDAY🚨 Stock your fridges, lock your bars, and hide your ice — Drunkards FC is hours away! ⚽️🍻 Titanic FC vs Drunkards FC. 14:00hrs. Kwekwe High School Expect goals, beers, and chaos. 🍺⚽️🍻 #KwekweInvasion #FinallyTihukinditse Powered by @_PremiumWalls
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Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
"4 days! Titanic FC praying for miracles ⛪️, we’re praying for extra cold lagers 🍺. Both will be answered in Kwekwe ⚽️🍻. Titanic FC vs Drunkards FC Kwekwe (Amaveni) Saturday 23 August 2025 1400hrs #FinallyTihukinditse🍻🍻 #KwekweInvasion⚽️⚽️ #LetsKickIt⚽️⚽️ @_PremiumWalls
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Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
This match isn't just about scoring goals, it's about scoring with style after 11 pints! 🍻⚽️ #TipsyTussle 11 Pints FC vs Drunkards FC Boozy Battle Saturday 16 August 2024 St Giles. Kick-off at 1500hrs. #Tihukinditse🍻
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Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
🚨 MARONDERA INVASION LOADING… We don’t do quiet entries. Marondera, brace yourself for full volume football and full vibe presence. This Saturday we raid Rudhaka Stadium! 🆚 MMS FC 🕑 1400hrs 📍 Rudhaka Stadium Pitch No.1 #Tihukinditse🍺 🍻 | #MaronderaInvasion 🍻⚽️
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Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
Some clubs pray before a match. We say: "Barman, make it double." 🍻 See you at Hatfield Girls High — where we pass the ball and pass out in style. Handlers FC vs Drunkards FC Hatfield Girls High School Saturday, 7 June 2025 1500hrs #finallyTihukinditse🍻🍻 #2025 ⚽️⚽️⚽️
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Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
Who said morgues can't be lively? 😄 Buckle up, Gweru! ⚽️ Drunkards FC vs Medical Stars Mortuary Stadium (Gweru Provincial Hospital) Saturday! 14:00Hrs #Tihukinditse🍺 #MatchdayMayhem #CheersToSoccer Powered by @_PremiumWalls
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Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
“The capitalists owned everything in the world, and everyone else was their slave. They owned all the land, all the houses, all the factories, and all the money. If anyone disobeyed them they could throw them into prison, or they could take his job away and starve him to death. ” —George Orwell, 1984
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Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
#Announcement #TGIF 🍻 "Drunkards FC loanee #JanuaryDisease has gone back to his home team after a 31 day loan with us. We would also like to announce that the club has signed #Zambezi, #BlackLabel, #Castle, #Jagger and #StellaArtois all on 11 month contracts." #Tihukinditse
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Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
When you realise tomorrow is a #Friday and you begin thanking @Zambezi_Lager @CastleLagerZW for delivering refreshments to our training facilities. #Tihukinditse🍺 Hatfield Legends vs Drunkards FC Sat 3 Feb 2024 15:00Hrs Hatfield Girls High
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Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
“Let me take a sip” This is what @Clibert5 had to say about today’s difficult assignment!
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⚽🍺 Drunkards FC, assemble! 🙌 Ready to conquer the soccer field with flair and a pint in hand? DRUNKARDS FC vs REAL DEAL FC This Saturday, we kick off the season in style – where goals meet good times. Let the games and the drinks flow! 🍺 ⚽ #DrunkardsFC #SOCCERnSIPS
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Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
Our Prayers are with Arnold Tshabangu, a student at University of Cape Town. He is son to one of the most hated man in Zimbabwe. Peace Love and Unity!!!
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Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
It's #PuzzaThursday from the #DrunkardsFamily 😀
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Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
My advice to young Zimbabwean people from the bottom of my heart speaking from experience is that if you can leave the country, PLEASE LEAVE NOW! Don’t waste your youthful days doing nothing when people of your age are progressing elsewhere. I left Zimbabwe at 23 in 1994 and was able to build the foundation to the life I live today in Britain from my education to my award winning professional career. I would never have done it in Zimbabwe with only ONE TV station owned by the Government and a collapsed economy run by corrupt politicians. I secured visas for all my young family members in the past 20 years so that they could have the same head-start I got in life because I knew that they would grow old with nothing to their name if they stayed in Zimbabwe. Some have now moved from Britain to Australia because they had an opportunity to build their lives in a country where things worked. The politicians in Zimbabwe have no viable plan for you, you either choose propaganda or you choose to build yourself. Zimbabwe is a broken nation with no opportunities for young people except for those of a criminal type or those linked to political elites. I am 52 years old, there are people of my age who have never had a title deed in their name, there are people of my age who have never been on holiday, the same will happen to you if you stick around doing nothing hoping for a miracle to happen. There are many opportunities for young people across the world, start as a carer in Britain and build yourself up. Don’t say that nobody didn’t tell you! Life is one big road with loads of signs, you choose which sign to follow. To those who have left the country, learn something from my journey, DON’T forget those that you left behind. Sending them money to buy bread is a sign of responsibility, but it won’t change their lives, you will end up resenting them because they will become an irritating financial burden to you. Help them get out! I want to end by saying this, politicians earn their living by selling dreams, it is up to you whether you want to live in Lala-Land or you want to do something about your sorry circumstances. Zimbabwe is a mess, it will be a mess for a long time unless a miracle happens or someone fearless emerges to take on the corrupt elites and bring revolutionary change. The current political actors have no ability to change anything or to help you change your lives. LEAVE and if you do, remember those that you left behind. RETWET if you agree with this message so that others can see it too!
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Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
Replying to @Zvoutete14
Ndakambozviita ndakabroker zvekurevesa...zvandaiwacha nesipo yacho ne chair zvakangosara ipapo
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Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
From an ice cream date to mereji😊 Mwana ndaka wifer ini – at Harare, Zimbabwe
ndakazvimirira nemunhu wangu our first date was an ice cream date, asi sisonke 2 years later
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Zanupf ward 4 Councillor Charlse crying after his party was walloped this afternoon during the vote for Chiredzi town council mayorship. Citizens have rejected the regime and its troglodytes. Short of violence, criminal abuse of the law, terror, Zanupf cannot win any election in this country!
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Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
We spend a delightful day on opposite sides arguing in the Supreme Court with Advocate Thabani Mpofu ⁦@adv_fulcrum⁩. We may have differed before the Bench but outside court we were ad idem that the country has gone kaput.
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Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
🚨On a lighter note: *The Ig Nobel Prize’s 33rd ceremony took place virtually last Thursday night. Each winner received a $10 trillion Zimbabwean dollar note and a trophy. The winners represented 22 countries, including five researchers from the United States, four from the United Kingdom, and three from China. Ig Nobel Prize is a parody of the prestigious Nobel Prize awarded annually since 1991 to “celebrate the unusual, honour the imaginative and spur people’s interest in science, medicine, and technology.” A Geologist won the coveted Chemistry and Geology Prize for his research into why many scientists like to lick rocks, while the Public Health Prize was awarded to urologist Seung-min Park, who invented the Stanford Toilet, a device that analyzes excrement, and recognizes users by their “analprint” – an identifier as unique as a fingerprint, apparently. American psychologists won the Psychology Prize for investigating how members of a crowd looked up if they saw other people doing so, while the Education Prize was awarded for research into how teachers’ boredom affects the boredom of students in a classroom.
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Farmacist Humphrey retweeted
Anyway DAY 2. We are offloading bricks in Binga. This classroom block should be done in 8 weeks. But we need water. We need to drill this borehole. We are about to reach 10% of our goal. We just need 450 pple putting $10. Every retweet gets us $0.10 gofundme.com/f/water-borehol…
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