A sharp degenerate who hopes to one day be a degenerate sharp. 🦁
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Facebook is an incredible medium. A girl that threw her poop at me in kindergarten has 1,900 friends.
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“Claude, my portfolio is down 100% today. Please reverse that. I don’t care how. Make no miskates.”
I’m very far from the standard definition of “religious”, but man, if Tim Tebow turns out to be a scumbag… I’ll actually be very disappointed/sad.
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Lots of AI scare news over the last week but the possible upside is damn near a perfect world (curing male pattern baldness).
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It’s the same type of PR as Viagra commercials saying you might need to go to the emergency room if you have 4 hour boner because the product is so great
How Kalshi goes for me:
Find an inefficient market.
Market make it profitably for 10–14 days.
Start losing.
Realize the market is now efficient.
Find the next inefficient market.
Rinse and repeat.
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The frat-boy-to-loan-shark angle embedded in this story is hilarious.
One of Pablo's co-defendants and frat brothers, Lars, borrowed $1,500 but Pablo for Spring Break, and when he couldn't repay the money, Pablo had him work it off running coke around Happy Valley.
Another guy also owed Pablo thousands and ended up selling coke for Pablo to pay it off, in addition to admitting to purchasing tens of thousands of dollars on top of the labor he was providing.
So not only was homeboy the chief coke supplier in Happy Valley, he also built an entire credit system where unpaid loans were converted into dirt cheap distribution labor.
Tens of thousands in free labor for a forgiven $1,500 loan? I'll take that trade any day.
A true rags to riches story!
Scott Hoffman retweeted
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot, and so did my kids. I went to work, and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.
We went there, and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” “Okay,” I said.
She came out five minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting naked on the sofa.
If you could add ONE feature to MLB Gameday, what would it be?
0%Best game right now
0%Big moment alerts
0%Game context
0%Better multi-game view
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Hantavirus is the reason your mother and grandmother always cleaned the top of every can before opening it.
Sad day for sure. The Hilton in the 2000s was a special place. There was no better spot to learn the ins and outs of sports betting from both sides of the counter than with Jay, Ed, Jeff, and Matt. They gave entry-level employees an education most people would have had to pay for. Las Vegas sports betting won’t be the same.
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When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits...
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and
took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
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Rick Pitino cheated on his wife on a two top in an Applebee’s and he’s still more likable than Danny Hurley.