A sharp degenerate who hopes to one day be a degenerate sharp. 🦁
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Scott Hoffman retweeted
“Claude, my portfolio is down 100% today. Please reverse that. I don’t care how. Make no miskates.”
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It’s the same type of PR as Viagra commercials saying you might need to go to the emergency room if you have 4 hour boner because the product is so great
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The frat-boy-to-loan-shark angle embedded in this story is hilarious.
One of Pablo's co-defendants and frat brothers, Lars, borrowed $1,500 but Pablo for Spring Break, and when he couldn't repay the money, Pablo had him work it off running coke around Happy Valley.
Another guy also owed Pablo thousands and ended up selling coke for Pablo to pay it off, in addition to admitting to purchasing tens of thousands of dollars on top of the labor he was providing.
So not only was homeboy the chief coke supplier in Happy Valley, he also built an entire credit system where unpaid loans were converted into dirt cheap distribution labor.
Tens of thousands in free labor for a forgiven $1,500 loan? I'll take that trade any day.
A true rags to riches story!
Scott Hoffman retweeted
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot, and so did my kids. I went to work, and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.
We went there, and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” “Okay,” I said.
She came out five minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting naked on the sofa.
Scott Hoffman retweeted
Hantavirus is the reason your mother and grandmother always cleaned the top of every can before opening it.
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When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits...
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and
took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
Scott Hoffman retweeted
Rick Pitino cheated on his wife on a two top in an Applebee’s and he’s still more likable than Danny Hurley.
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Tigers pulling Skubal out of that game on a pitch count is like someone skipping life or death surgery so they can save money for a vacation they want to go on in a few years.
“Just leave that tumor where it is, doc. I got big plans for Aruba in 2029.”
Scott Hoffman retweeted
Sean Strickland on the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk
“My gut reaction.. I was excited to see the video. Then I realized how did we become desensitized and sociopathic. The government manipulated us to think guns, war and death is cool. They ruined America and took God from us”
Scott Hoffman retweeted
In the last few years we've seen:
- The plot to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer
- The Storming of the Capitol and pipe bombs left at the RNC and DNC
- The break-in to kidnap Nancy Pelosi and the brutal on Paul Pelosi
- Multiple assassination attempts against Trump
- The assassination of Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman and her husband and the shooting of on State Senator John Hoffman and his wife
- Luigi Mangione's assassination of Brian Thompson
- The assassination of Charlie Kirk
Political violence is contagious. It is spreading. It is not confined to one side or belief system. It should terrify us all.
The foundation of a free society is the ability to participate in it without fear of violence. Political violence is always an attack against us all. You have to be so blind not to see that.
Scott Hoffman retweeted
drinking’s one of those habits where the marginal return per unit time/cost is basically negative unless you’re optimizing for short term social cohesion or escapism. even then, you’re borrowing against your own clarity, sleep, & recovery while paying a tax in cash, cognition, & calories.
culture finally caught up to the obvious which is that alcohol’s not subversive anymore. it’s just… inefficient as hell.
Scott Hoffman retweeted
The grand contradiction of America is that they need us to keep consuming but they also do not want to pay us. They will shame you for not spending enough while simultaneously not paying you enough to spend.
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Resorts World execs are trying to calm down enraged @MrBeast fans who are forced to drink $63 coffees. Terrible situation.
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So I follow… Trump knew Epstein but kicked him out of his club for his behavior but he never went to the island but he understands that very bad things went on there and in 2019 said we need to find out if Bill Clinton went to the island because it will tell us a lot about the situation but anyone who wants to keep the story going is a bad person and a weakling because the story is actually made up, boring, and there’s nothing there at all even though Bondi said they received truckloads of files and there were over 250 victims but that’s because Obama, Biden, Clinton, and Comey made all it up and it’s actually complete hoax but now they’re going to unseal grand jury testimony even though it’s apparently all made up. Is that the story so far?
